Posted by Isis at ic010227.ithaca.edu on November 29, 2000 at 19:15:28:
In Reply to: yo, kev. borg here. posted by B_O_R_G_ on November 29, 2000 at 12:03:49:
But hey...sloppy seconds don't bother me. Better bite down on something, baby, 'cause here comes the breakdown.
: yeah, kev? i'm borg. you may be familiar with me.
Yeah, and he's also familiar with syphilis, but that don't mean he likes being reminded of its existence. Chumpy.
: you seem to think you're pretty special huh? and i don't mean you have a
: good self image, i mean you are full of yourself.
Yes, I think that constant self-deprecations (on this board, in interviews, and on permanent celluloid in every one of the man's flicks) regarding one's looks, sexual prowess, and directorial ability is a sure sign of a big ego. And Goddess knows Mr. Smith has become damn near unbearable since he began refusing to wear anything but Armani, dating Jennifer Lopez, and driving that damn stretch Humvee all over Red Bank.
: here's how i see it. you were the fat, geeky kid in school and people made
: fun of you and you always wished you were hanging out with the cool people
: instead of your dork friends.
Wow...Kevin had friends in high school? Don't you wonder what that must have been like?
: now you're the popular one.
: and you're getting "revenge" on the people of your youth. you can also
: call all the shots, do what you want to do, and hide behind the tired
: excuses of "i pay for this site, when you pay for a site you can do
: whatever you want".
Wait, is this meant to imply that Kevin takes his revenge on the people who come to this website? First of all, that is some pathetic revenge -- "I'll build a website where I will be DICTATOR!" I mean, that compares pretty poorly with say, carrying an Uzi to the office and taking out a couple dozen of your fellow employees. And secondly, this website -- hell, any website -- is NOT frequented by "the cool people" whom Kevin (by which I mean the fictional character you seem to have created an entire lifestory for in your twisted little brain, rather than the actual Kevin Smith) allegedly desires to punish. This is the biggest collective gathering of geekness that I have ever personally witnessed, in fact. Which is precisely why we all adore our lord and master, King of All Geeks.
: come on kev. that's a true hack statement. you've made my 'kevin is a
: hack' point valid.
Not really, but you did drive the "borg is a semi-literate jackass" point home quite nicely.
I could snorkel through the rest of your bullshit post, but your words are both pointless and barely coherant. Shit like this is the precise reason there need to be ANY controls or limitations on what people can say or do here. Nobody wants to read your pathetic interpretations of what you feel somebody's issues are. They are more revealing of your own character than Kevin's. I must admit you have quite the imagination.
Since negativity, distaste and miserable moodiness seem to be your thing (why the hell else would anybody continually attempt to contact, however indirectly, a person whom they claim to loathe?), let me just reassure you. Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. Not only are you worthless, but you have made the lives of every individual you have every come in contact with somewhat less pleasant.
Now go eat some muthafuckin' worms. I can't stand ya whinin'.
-- Isis