Was I the only one frightened to open this post?

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Posted by B. Buster at gateway.tpp.com on April 25, 2000 at 15:01:56:

In Reply to: Happiest of Anniversaries! posted by Darth Dobbin on April 25, 2000 at 14:39:46:

: I'm coming up with frightening speed on my 2nd anniversary.. I'm certain that if I manage to cure AIDS, overthrow Castro and Saddam on the same day, and finally put to rest the vexing question of cold fusion, the single finest and best accomplishment of my life will STILL be the fact that I conned such an amazing and wonderful woman into somehow loving me.

: I'm really glad to see that one of my favorite celebrity guys is not only successful in the entertainment field, but also is happy where it counts.

: At home, with the beautiful missus. And in bed.

: Good luck; and if Trump offers you a cool million for a crack at your hiney, hold out 'till you get him up to at least three. The man married Ivana. He has no perspective or sense.

I was expecting yet another cut and paste job with the participants depicted in blissful sexual congress.

: : The woman is a big tube of wonderful

Where'd you pick up this expression, Kev? Certainly not Jersey, I hope. I don't know about everyone else, but "big tube" make me think of KY or Ben Gay or Complete Colgate. Not exactly a glowing compliment in my book.

b. buster

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