Posted by Darth Dobbin at 188.8.131.52 on April 25, 2000 at 14:39:46:
In Reply to: I'm banging a married woman on her anniversary! posted by Kevin on April 25, 2000 at 11:33:42:
I'm coming up with frightening speed on my 2nd anniversary.. I'm certain that if I manage to cure AIDS, overthrow Castro and Saddam on the same day, and finally put to rest the vexing question of cold fusion, the single finest and best accomplishment of my life will STILL be the fact that I conned such an amazing and wonderful woman into somehow loving me.
I'm really glad to see that one of my favorite celebrity guys is not only successful in the entertainment field, but also is happy where it counts.
At home, with the beautiful missus. And in bed.
Good luck; and if Trump offers you a cool million for a crack at your hiney, hold out 'till you get him up to at least three. The man married Ivana. He has no perspective or sense.
: That's right - a 365 days ago today, Jen married me (and I married Jen) up at Skywalker Ranch. It's been a helluva year - the best one of my life to date. The woman is a big tube of wonderful, and proof there is a God, as I was able to rook her into marrying me (hat level of persuasion is a God-given gift). All my love goes out to you, Boo. Thanks for making a fat man legit.
: And like all good Jersey marrieds, we'll be spending our anniversary in Atlantic City, gambling away our meager savings to pay the rent. We're looking to get into an 'Indecent Proposal' type deal, where a billionaire guy offers us a million bucks to sleep with me for one night. Jen says she's cool with it, but something tells me she'll pull a Woody Harrelson once the deal goes down. I'll keep you updated when I return, but for now, luck be a lady tonight! The wife and I have a date with Jack... Black Jack, that is.
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