Posted by MickCollins. at wkstn4-85.lxr.georgetown.edu on April 26, 2000 at 18:25:37:
Hi There,
Can't be making fun of inbred aussies all the time, got to occasionally open up the flanks to attacks on myself. So questions abound!
-1-I remember you saying you were not a big fan of the X-Men. But,being a movie/comic guy,what are your thoughts about the X-Men flick?
-2- Cybill Shepard has released a tell all about her vapid life. She claims Elvis was good in the sack but would not go down on her because "White Boys don't eat pussy". Is it because that is true, or is Elvis making an excuse because he did not want to stick and lick the orifice of a woman who may have more bacteria living insider her than a leper colony. She claims to have banged so many guys that she may be bought by the CDC and used as a human STD petri dish. I think its the latter.
-3- Damon dumped Winona Ryder. Is it because he realized she sheems to possess a personality shallower than a Kentucky gene pool?
-4- How's the daughter? Tell her I said goo.
-5- How's the diet going? Gonna be at fighting weight by WizardWorld time? Its gonna be you and I versus Ray Park and Hugh Jackoff,er man. I expect you to pull your own weight.
-6- What happend to the VA magazine? If you need people to contribute, I'd be happy and proud to write poopyjokes to be enjoyed by the masses. So would Breck. And Buster would be happy to edit it,though it may end up being thinner than Alley McBeal on a diaretic.
-7- Why does Ted Casablanca hate Affleck? He had someone go looking for his Amazon.com bill just to embarass him. I'd ask Affleck,but he's busy answering DJ Andy's request for a dinnerdate.
-8-Are you still set on like 8 flicks and done,like you said before, or have you realized being paid to make flicks is a nice gig that beats the hell out of what I have to do? I'm bitter. Yet sunny.
-9-Now that you will open a Movie Theater, can you name certain seats and areas after posters? The B.Buster memorial Handicapped Stall? The Smalls memorial urinal cake?(shitting in this urinal is off-topic.)? The MickCollins Centerseat,where all throwing angles are available to the Kerry Wood esque tosser whose given task is to bean anyone who talks during the flick,even in previews. The Malcolm Load memorial fake butter shooter. The Brian Lynch mint pan. The Chiusano footrest? It goes on and on.
-10-No important tenth question, I just want to make the numbers even. So,what do you think of Ennis' the Punisher? I kinda dig it. More so than Preacher,which I think sucks.
-Happy Wednesday.