Kevin pops up on the monitor while Space Ghost is ordering
something on the phone (...err from his chest mounted communicator).
Kevin: Hey, how are you Ghost?
Space Ghost: I'm on the phone, THAT'S how!
Space Ghost pauses for a second
Space Ghost: Rude...
Ghost continues his order
Space Ghost: Ok... put be down for six dozen more... Yeah I can hold.
Space Ghost (and Kevin) hold.
Space Ghost (to Kevin): Where'd you get that sweater... it looks cheap... I hate it.
The phone operator comes back
Space Ghost: Ok then... Thank you so much... Bye Now.
Back to Kevin.
Space Ghost: All righty! Identify yourself Kevin!
Kevin: Um, I'm Kevin Smith. I directed 'Clerks' and 'Mallrats' and 'Chasing Amy'.
Space Ghost: And that's why you're here, to discuss my movie.
Kevin: Um... I guess I should picth you something? Are you up for that?
Space Ghost: I'm up for sittin' by the pool and watching the jack roll in.
Zorak: I'm up for a Peabody
Space Ghost looks at Zorak
Space Ghost: Squirrel's don't WIN awards... squirrels...
Kevin looks at Zorak
Space Ghost: SPAAAACCEE GHOOOSTT!
Space Ghost: So Kevin, what's the plan? What now? Where to? What's next for the Space Ghost?
Kevin: You just need to work with the right director. I'm sure we're boring Zorak over there.
Zorak: Yeah, I turned off my ears 5 minutes ago.
Space Ghost: Then how did you know what he said?
Space Ghost: I said, "If you turned off your ears, how did you know what Kevin said?"
Space Ghost: I said if you... I said... are you still turned off?
Space Ghost: I said, "If you turned off your ears, how did you know what Kevin said??!!"
Space Ghost: Zorak? Zorak?!
Zorak begins to levitate.
Space Ghost zaps his ass.
Space Ghost: Exploding isn't funny.
Space Ghost: You laughing at me boy?
Kevin (laughing): No... I didn't mean it.. I was laughing with you.
Space Ghost: But I wasn't laughing was I?
Space Ghost: No, I hadn't. Had I?
Kevin: (hesitant): No...
Space Ghost: So it's all settled then. Now I have a contract drawn up for you to direct my movie. All you need to do is sign it and then go away.
Kevin: I'd be up for that. I'd sign a waiver.
Space Ghost: Actually it's a little more binder than a waiver. It's more like a trap. So if you could just go ahead a sign that and that will begin pricipal photography in what... say 10 minutes?
Kevin: You are taking care of business. (to Zorak) He is taking care of business Zorak isn't he?
Cut to: Zorak the squirrel.
Zorak: Screwy ain't it?
Kevin: Never mind the big... bug. Bust the Power Band move!
Space Ghost: Listen Kevin, if you're not going to take this seriously...
Kevin: I got a question though... where's the monkey?
Space Ghost: That's IT!
Kevin: Monkey's can't get a break in this business...
Space Ghost: Moltar!
Kevin bruns up...