Registration for the View Askew WWWBoard Welcome to the Askewniverse's WWWBoard. Since its inception, the board has been a free (of charge) forum at which folks can talk about the View Askew flicks and all manner of subjects that have nothing to do with the VA flicks.  However, along with all the kudos and attention the web site receives, so too come the assholes, trolls and flamers who populate the dark corners of the internet, armed to the teeth with bitterness, envy, and a lot of free time.  In an effort to combat those who'd waste our bandwidth with garbage, we've opted to institute a membership fee for membership.  It's a one-time only, non-refundable charge of $2.00 (that's right - two measly fucking bucks) in return for which, you'll be granted posting privileges at the View Askew WWWBoard.  And lest you think this another vulgar grab at your wallet, all loot collected for Board membership will be donated, monthly, to RAINN, the Rape, Absue & Incest National Network. Now, your two bucks do not buy you free reign on the Board.  We still reserve the right to remove posts and ban any poster we feel is acting inappropriately in our forum, just as we have since 1996.    Any Chicken Little ready to cry censorship need only be reminded that View Askew's WWWBoard is not a free speech forum; it's a place for fans and friends to gather and exchange ideas or bullshit with one another.  If you're just looking to be negative and blast View Askew, Kevin, or any board members, you've got the rest of the internet on which to do so.  Here, your license to post, quite like your license to drive (your real license to drive, not the classic Corey Haim/Feldman flick of the same name), is a privilege, not a right.  That being said, serious critiques of, or discrepancies with, View Askew's flicks, Kevin, or any board members are welcome, only if they're delivered respectfully and without obnoxious, "Look at me!  Look at me!  I'm being an asshole, anonymous or otherwise!"-brio (for instance, "U GUYS SUK COK!!!"-type posts will get your shit banned; "I don't like your film, and here's an intelligent presentation of reasons why"-type posts will be entertained... unless you're one of those faux-erudite film school types; then you'll get a virtual bitch-slapping for wasting both our time and your parents' tuition money).  We welcome grown up discourse on many subjects - from current events in world politics to economics in the shrinking corporate theater.  However, said loftier chats don't preclude discussions concerning the ever-fascinating three F's: film, flatulence, and fellatio.  In short, if you're just here looking for attention, may we suggest running downstairs to your parents.  If you're here to abuse someone, may we suggest self-abuse, in the way of a vigorous masturbatory session (I mean, shit - you're already on the 'net; why not surf some of the free porn sites? A quick entry of BIG CLITS into Google will yield hours of cunt or cock-throttling fodder). We hope you enjoy your stay here at the View Askew WWWBoard, the length of which is determined by you and your posts. But remember, it's not the length that matters; it's the width. To register for the WWWBoard, please hit the button below. PLEASE NOTE: After Payment, please hit the "Click here to continue" link at the bottom of the page. wwwboard@viewaskew.com