Brilliance....sheer brilliance.

He forgot to finish it so i took the dignity to do it for him.

"were gonna F*** your motherswhile you watch and cry like litle whiney B****es. Once this hits those Iraq F***s who are in war with america, we'll blow them to H***.

thats all i could think of finishing it with
still some funny stuff to see a note on the side of a missle, and they didnt even get ot read it.

Yeah, let's blow those bastard back to the Dark Ages and show them that the only Republicans that should rule this earth are old, white men. Who would Jesus bomb (next)?

Go back to your sand dunes you mighty duck f*cks !

now that i would buy on ebay

Fuck Saddam Hussane... Fuck him up his stupid ass!

That's beautiful, man.

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out Of Stock
Hang Myself...Half Mast

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop is Out of Stock
I hang myself...via live telecast.

Coming live from my own funeral...the beautiful weather offered a nice shine,
Which is suitable for a full view of a forever altered skyline.
It's times like these I freestyle biased opinions every other sentence.
My journalistic ethics slip when I pass them off as objective.
"Don't gimme that ethical @#%$."
I've got exclusive, explicit images to present to impressionable American kids,
And it's time to show this world how big our edifice is!

That's exactly what they attacked when a typically dark skinned Disney villain
Used civilians against civilians and charged the trojan horses into our buildings.
Using commercial aviation as instruments of destruction,
Pregnant women couldn't protect their children. Wheelchairs were stairway obstructions.
Now I have to back petal...from the shower of glass and metal,
Wondering how after it settles we'll find who provided power to radical rebels.
The Melting Pot seems to be calling the kettle black when it boils over,
But only on our own soil so the little boy holds a toy soldier...
And waits for the suit and tie to come home. We won't wait 'til he's older,
Before we destroy hopes for a colder war to end. "Now get a close up of his head..."

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out Of Stock
Hang Myself...Half Mast

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop is Out of Stock
I hang myself while the stock markets crash

The city is covered in inches of muck
I see some other pictures of victims are up
Grieving mothers are thinking their children are stuck
Leaping lovers are making decisions to jump
While holding hands...to escape the brutal heat. Sometimes in groups of the three.
The fall out goes far beyond the toxic cloud where people look like debris.
But all they saw after all was said...beyond the talking heads
Was bloody dust with legs looking like the walking dead calling for meds.
Hospitals are overwhelmed. volunteers need to go the hell home.
Moments of silence for fire fighters were interupted by cell phones.
Who's going to make that call to increase an unknown death toll?
It's the one we rally behind. He's got a megaphone...and he's promising to make heads roll,
So we cheer him on, but espestos is affecting our breath control.
The less we know...the more they fabricate...the easier it is to sell souls
An addictive 24 hour candle light vigil in TVs.
Freedom WILL be defended...at the cost of civil liberties.
Viewers are glued to television screens. Stuck...'cause lots of things seem too sick.
I use opportunities to pluck heart strings for theme music.

I'll show you which culture to punp your fist at and what foot is right to kiss.
We don't know who the culprit is yet...but he looks like this.
We know who the heros are. Not the xenophobes who act hard,
"We taught that dog to squat. How dare he do that @#%$ in our own back yard!"

They happened to scar our financial state and char our landscape.
Can you count how many times so far I ran back this same damn tape?
While a camera man creates news and shoves it down our throats on the West Bank,
With a 10 second clip put on constant loop to provoke US angst.

So get your tanks and load your guns and hold your sons in a family huddle,
Because even if we win this tug of war and even the score...humanity struggles.
There's a desperate need of blood for what's been uncovered under the rubble,
Some of them dug for answers in the mess...but the rest were looking for trouble.

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out Of Stock
Hang Myself...Half Mast

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop is Out of Stock
I hang myself.
Don't waive your rights with your flags.

I love iy and I printed out a copy for one of my clients and she loves it too. Her grandson is a Marine serving in Iraq. Also, I hope the other side says " All you MOTHERFUCKERS are gonna pay..."

Wow, I hate to see so many gullible news askew fans in one place. Hopefully it is just naivete...
In any case, this might shed some light on a few things...

Bush lies and manipulates public and Congress

By Carla Binion
Online Journal Contributing Editor
Appears:http://www.onlinejournal.com/Commentary/042503Binion/042503binion.html

April 25, 2003—In a May 2003 article for The American Prospect, Drake Bennett and Heidi Pauken write "it is no exaggeration to say that lying has become Bush's signature as president . . . More distressing even than the president's lies, though, is the public's apparent passivity. Bush just seems to get away with it."

The Bush administration lied and deceived its way into the Iraq war. (See below list of links to articles that detail the Bush administration's lies.)

Bush has also misled the public with fallacy and deceptive rhetoric. In The Progressive, April 2003, editor Matthew Rothschild talks about Bush's manipulation of language. Rothschild quotes a line from Bush's February 10 speech to a conference of religious broadcasters: "Before September the 11th, 2001, we thought oceans would protect us forever."

Later that day at an informal press conference, Bush repeated the "ocean" catchword, saying: "The world changed on September 11 . . . In our country, it used to be that oceans could protect us—at least we thought so." He used the "oceans" example again in his March 6 press conference.

Rothschild asked Mark Crispin Miller, author of The Bush Dyslexicon, what he makes of Bush's rhetoric. Miller replied: "This notion of unprecedented vulnerability is absolutely crucial to the Bush team's anti-constitutional program. The true meaning of anything Bush says is connotative. What that statement really means is, 'We were safe, now we're in danger, and the danger is so severe that you must give me all possible power. What the oceans once did now only I can do."

Rothschild notes the Bush description is irrational, because oceans haven't really served as a buffer since Pearl Harbor. In fact, says Rothschild, the Soviet Union's intercontinental ballistic missiles were aimed at the U.S. for years despite the oceans' barrier.

However, when words are used in ways that manipulate public fear, facts and rationality are beside the point. The aim of the corruption of language—whether conscious or unconscious—is to confuse rather than clarify, and to cause the listener to believe an illusion rather than the truth.

In his article, "Fallacies and War," Dave Koehler points out misleading public arguments the administration uses to justify war. For example, the Bush team often presents the false dilemma—claiming there are only two possible options when, in fact, more choices are available.

Kohler refers to the statement Bush issued right after 9/11: "You're either with us or with the terrorists." As Kohler says "Countries can be both against terrorism and not an ally of the U.S . . . Many countries are showing they are both against a preemptive war and against the current Iraqi regime." Bush said the U.N. must vote for war or face irrelevance. As Kohler points out, the U.N. can simultaneously survive and disagree with Bush.

The Bush team also repeatedly uses the fallacy of exclusion, meaning they leave out important aspects of any given argument. For example, Colin Powell and George Bush spoke about aluminum tubes being used for uranium enrichment for nuclear weapons use. Kohler notes they failed to take into account the essential fact that U.N. inspectors said the tubes were conventional rocket artillery casings.

Kohler points to another fallacy, argument from ignorance—the claim that what hasn't been disproved must be true. The Bush administration implies Iraq must have weapons of mass destruction because of Iraq's failure to prove it doesn't. As Kohler says, the burden of proof is on the party making the claim, therefore the U.S. "must prove that Iraq has WMD. It is impossible for Iraq to prove they don't."

In his article, "An Orwellian Pitch," John R. McArthur, publisher of Harper's Magazine, writes about the Bush team's manipulation of public opinion. He says, "Effective propaganda relies on half-truths and the conflation of disparate 'facts' (like Saddam's genuine human rights violations)." McArthur says the Bush team has managed to get away with this deceptive fact twisting because they use a tactic George Orwell described as "slovenliness" in the language.

Both Orwell and Aldous Huxley have written about dictatorial leaders and their methods of managing public opinion. In Brave New World Revisited, Huxley wrote that tyrants often use propaganda techniques that rely on the following. (1) Repetition of catchwords, (2) Suppression of facts the propagandist wants the public to ignore. (3) Inflaming mass fear or other strong emotional reaction for the purpose of controlling public opinion and behavior.

Huxley talks about Adolf Hitler's propaganda efforts to appeal to the emotions of the masses instead of reason. He notes that Hitler systematically exploited the German people's hidden fears and anxieties. The Bush administration has clearly exploited the American people's fears of terrorism since September 11.

According to Huxley, Hitler said the masses run on instinct and emotion rather than facts and are easy to manipulate, while society's intellectuals and independent thinkers insist on factual evidence and logic and easily see through fallacies. Huxley says Hitler encouraged the masses to attack or shout down intellectual dissenters rather than engage them in logical debate, because the rational dissenters would likely win any argument on the basis of fact.

Bush supporters have tried to silence dissent. Media bulldogs such as Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage often use Hitler's suggested technique of attacking and shouting down antiwar voices.

Huxley quotes Hitler's statement that "all propaganda must be confined to a few bare necessities and then must be expressed in a few stereotyped formulas . . . Only constant repetition will finally succeed in imprinting an idea upon the memory of a crowd." Bush has delivered the stereotyped formulas "You're either with us or with the terrorists;" "the oceans can't protect us;" and Saddam is connected with "al Qaeda," using constant repetition.

There can be little doubt the Bush administration has worked to coerce Congress, the public and the media into supporting Bush's Iraq policy. On MSNBC, reporter Jeff Greenfield discussed the administration's war propaganda with news anchor Paula Zahn. Greenfield said propaganda isn't necessarily a negative thing, because it can influence an enemy regime to behave in ways that help U.S. troops and government officials.

The problem is, Bush's propaganda has targeted average American citizens and Congress, using tactics that were once reserved to influence enemy governments abroad. Propaganda is negative when it promotes lies and encourages people to act against their own best interests, as the Bush administration's spin has done.

In the months before Congress gave Bush the authority to wage war on Iraq, Bush administration officials tried to influence members of Congress by briefing them with reports that alleged Iraq tried to buy uranium from Niger, a central African country. Later it was revealed the Niger documents had been forged.

Congressman Henry Waxman said the Bush administration likely hoodwinked members of Congress. According to a March 25 Mother Jones article, Waxman said he voted to give Bush authority to invade Iraq in large part because he believed the administration's claims about Iraq's effort to purchase nuclear weapons.

The Mother Jones article includes an excerpt from a reproachful letter Waxman sent to George W. Bush. Waxman wrote: "It appears that at the same time that you, Secretary Rumsfeld, and State Department officials were citing Iraq's efforts to obtain uranium from Africa as a crucial part of the case against Iraq, U.S. intelligence officials regarded this very same evidence as unreliable. If true, this is deeply disturbing: it would mean that your Administration asked the U.N. Security Council, the Congress, and the American people to rely on information that your own experts knew was not credible."

When Congress gave Bush virtually unlimited power to wage war, many legislators were unaware Bush officials had essentially planned the invasion of Iraq and "regime change" years before September 11. For more on this, see:

Were Neo-Conservativesﾒ 1998 Memos a Blueprint for Iraq War?

Practice to Deceive

Just the Beginning
Bush sold the Iraq war by repeatedly (and falsely) linking September 11 with Saddam Hussein.

In a March 14 article for The Christian Science Monitor, Linda Feldmann writes, "In his prime-time press conference last week, which focused almost solely on Iraq, President Bush mentioned Sept. 11 eight times. He referred to Saddam Hussein many more times than that, often in the same breath with Sept. 11. Bush never pinned blame for the attacks directly on the Iraqi president. Still, the overall effect was to reinforce an impression that persists among much of the American public: that the Iraqi dictator did play a direct role in the attacks. A New York Times/CBS poll this week shows that 45 percent of Americans believe Mr. Hussein was 'personally involved' in Sept. 11."

Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity, a group of former CIA officers, argues that the Bush administration's evidence on Iraq's alleged threat to the U.S. and purported ties to Al Qaeda are not credible. According to a March 14 Associated Press article, members of VIPS accused Bush administration officials of "cooking" the intelligence books and promoting "information that does not meet an intelligence professional's standards of proof."

In a speech in early February, Colin Powell told the nation he had a transcript of a new Osama bin Laden tape—one that proved a "partnership" between Al Qaeda and Iraq. However, in a February 12 article for Salon, "War, lies and audiotape," reporter Joe Conason points out Powell misrepresented the transcript. The actual document, says Conason, "clearly contradicted the headlines [Powell] was trying to make."

The Bush administration also lied about Iraq's weapons capabilities. According to a March 10 ABC news website report: "Before Congress, and in public, President Bush and Secretary of State Colin Powell have repeatedly pointed to aluminum tubes imported by Iraq which they say are for use in making nuclear weapons. But on Friday, head United Nations nuclear inspector Mohammad ElBaradei told the Security Council that it wasn't likely that the tubes were for that use."

According to another article on the subject of Iraqﾒs weapons capabilities: "On February 5, Colin Powell told the U.N. Security Council that the Iraqis possessed a drone plane that could fly 500 kilometers, violating U.N. rules that limit the range of Iraqi weapons to 150k." According to the article, Jane's Defence Weekly, one of the most respected publications on defense matters, reported it was "doubtful" the drone could have flown the distance claimed by Powell. Drones expert Ken Munson said on the Jane's web site there was no possibility the drone could fly "anywhere near 500 kilometers." Munson added, "The design looks very primitive, and the engines—which have their pistons exposed—appear to be low-powered."

Since September 11, the Bush administration and its various media mouthpieces have tried to intensify the public's fear of terrorism, using lies to build a case for war and other questionable policies. Members of Congress, with few exceptions, have abdicated their responsibility to the American people by giving Bush unprecedented freedom to make war at will with virtually no congressional oversight.

Fortunately, Representatives Henry Waxman, Dennis Kucinich and a handful of others in the House, and Senator Robert Byrd, Senator Edward Kennedy and a few others in the Senate have challenged some of the Bush policies. However, too many in Congress have acquiesced to Bush on almost every important legislative issue and failed to fully investigate the Bush administration's most egregious misdeeds.

U.S. diplomat John Brady Kiesling resigned from the State Department on February 27. In his letter of resignation, Kiesling said: "We have not seen such systematic distortion of intelligence, such systematic manipulation of American opinion, since the war in Vietnam. We spread disproportionate terror and confusion in the public mind, arbitrarily linking the unrelated problems of terrorism and Iraq . . . The policies we are now asked to advance are incompatible not only with American values but also with American interests."

The American people should urge Congress to exercise its oversight role and check the Bush administration's power. The U.S. Constitution requires such checks and balances, and American democracy won't thrive without them. If high crimes and misdemeanors can be established, Congress shouldn't rule out impeachment.

The following are links to articles that describe the Bush administrations many lies:

(1) Articles detailing a long list of Bush lies on a variety of issues.

http://www.prospect.org/print/V14/5/bennett-d.html

http://www.pla.blogspot.com/2003_02_23_pla_archive.html#897371 21

(2) Articles showing the Bush administration planned to invade Iraq and reshape the Middle East long before September 11—though they have portrayed the invasion as a response to the World Trade Center attacks.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/nightline/DailyNews/pnac_030310. html

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2003/0304.marshall.ht ml

http://www.prospect.org/print/V14/4/dreyfuss-r.html

(3) Articles showing Bush administration used forged evidence to convince the public and U.N. that Iraq tried to obtain WMD from Niger.

http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/?030331fa_fact1

http://www.motherjones.com/news/update/2003/13/we_338_01.htm l

http://www.msnbc.com/news/883164.asp?cp1=1

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/03/14/sprj.irq.documents/index.html

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&q=africa+uranium+forged+doc uments

(4) Articles showing U.S. spied on friendly governments and/or doctored evidence to promote war with Iraq.

http://inthesetimes.com/comments.php?id=118_0_3_0_C

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/breaking_news/5 393854.htm

(5) Articles on Bush's lying and/or using fallacious "reasoning" to gain support for war.

http://www.csmonitor.com/2003/0314/p02s01-woiq.html

http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=14705&CFID= 6125472&CFTOKEN=92732152

http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/50401.html

http://www.laweekly.com/ink/printme.php?eid=42761

(6) Article showing Bush administration has exaggerated "smart bombs'" ability to avoid targeting civilians.

http://www.independent.org/tii/ news/030323Higgs.html

(7) Articles showing the Bush effort to show an alliance between Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein was misleading.

http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/5157847.htm

http://www.salon.com/opinion/conason/2003/02/12/osama/index_n p.html

(8) Articles related to Bush/Powell deception about Saddam's ability to deliver weapons of mass destruction.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6130936%25 5E1702,00.html

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/2020/GMA030310Iraq_weap ons_evidence.html

(9) Article on Bush administration's choice of a convicted embezzler to oversee Iraq.

http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=14845&CFID= 6668624&CFTOKEN=43382939

(10) Article detailing reasons Bush could be criminal in attacking Iraq.

http://www.commondreams.org/views03/0318ﾖ02.htm

I didn't realise so many rabid nationalists visited this site.

Wow, what an asshole! Anyone that thinks the truth can be discovered on the internet has some serious issues.

Looks like we might need some bombs here at home for good ole Chris Morris!

Dude...don't take up space stuffing your political views on us. This was supposed to be funny...and a tribute to ViewAskew. That's all! Take your politics to another forum.

SHEEP FUCKER!!!

as a dirty sheep fucker from shrewsbury(england) i have to say that tony blair is one cock (bush) smoking mother fucker, make kevin the president and i for one would suck him off all the way to war, whoever it be with, as long as he pats my head and tells me "your my number 1 bitch"
nogga fucking nooch!!!!!!!!

You, sir, are a freak.

I, for one, agree with Chris Morris. His sources are reliable, such as hmmmmm, ever heard of MSNBC or ABC?

But anyways, you guys want a political debate head over to the forums not here.

I think that kevin would agree that we should kill anyone who gets in the way of U.S. progress even if it is Americans doing the blocking. We need to teach those liberal fucks that there is no where to run. Who cares that while this "war" is going on we are revoking women's rights? Certainly not I as long as we good Christian programming to watch at night. Long live the fat, flacid American dream.

There is something seriously wrong with you people. I bet that most of you who support this kind of crap are followers of Christ who seem to have forgotten that part of the bible that says "Thou shalt not Kill". And when did Kevin Smith become a political figure? i always thought he was the fanboy director obsessed with relationships. This site has become filled with spiteful people.

Listen all you motherfuckers! I mean that in a respectful way but this got way too political and it was simply a tribute to the smith that is kevin. Yes, he is a relationship obsessed silent type that likes to wait the whole movie(unless baggered by jason to speak) to talk. So lets just leave this at a chuckle and a laugh. We have have nothing if we don't have our senses of humor so grow down, reach for your inner childs life and go smoke a doobie snack. I am not asking for ambivalence to our current political situation just a respect for that which is humor not politics.

tim,good point. this is a humor related site.chris morris mentioned matters important to the political world although irrelevant on this site. keep up the humor people, let go of the harsh circumstances of reality and laugh every once in a while

Tim and Stud are right, bombing people is not political it's funny. We should see the humor in killing people who are different than us and know that we are better than them. Those of you who made this a political trip should be dragged into the streets and shot on live television. Laugh, fuckers, this is america.

Wow. You guys show perfectly the ethnocentrism and the macho mentality that is America.
Now, I am a huge fan of View Askew - I own the movies, comics, etc (otherwise I would not be visiting this site).
However, it disturbed me a little bit to see this picture and the disturbing and juvenile ensuing comments (duck f*cks, f*ck him up his ass, etc).
I don't see the humor in killing innocent people with a bomb that has a phrase from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" on it, no matter how great that movie is. Ya know?
You guys watch way too much network news - I just wanted to spread a little truth to my fellow fans.
cheers.

Oh, and to clarify -
I am an American (all my life) and...
Yes, a Veteran of the US Army. Thank you.

patrick,honestly that wasn't the route i was heading towards. i was saying that w can find humor in seeing a catchy phrase we all know that is on a weapon that is suppose to be liberating a counrty. my opinions on that matter are with chris. i was simply trying to point out that you all need to calm down, about this. its a picture that pays homage to a pair that kicks the shit out of the dynamic duo.(batman and robin) i was just getting tired of seeing fans who are suppose to be united under the one main belief. that kevin smith rules ass. stop fighting each other over a matter that doesn't belong on this website. this is a site dedicated to a great man and the good times he brings, not war and all that propaganda.

ok i fucked up in the middle. i lose my thought process easily. i meant to say i was getting tired of seeing fans who all agree kevin smith rules ass fight over such a small ordeal.

Although I am one of the biggest fans of Kevin Smith, and all his related works, let's keep the political bullshit out of here. Besides, being a Canadian, and in the military as well, a vetern of peacekeeping missions, the United States was wrong in attacking Iraq. There, I've said my piece.
Don Cherry for Prime Minister!!!!

Fuck don cherry!!!.... Fuck him in HIS Stupid Ass!!! as a canadian myself, i believe that a hockey fanatic who wishes for a cock smoker like don cherry to be prime minister is a ball licker ...... cuz in fact ........ HE LICKS BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

personally, the bomb writing was funny as hell. i am canadian as well, and i think it is funny shit, personally, it is too late to say whether.......... aww fuck this political bullshit, i think the bomb pic, KICKED ASS!!!!!!

This must end, we must remember that if we put politics before humor this war was for nothing. Also, You all forget that the only country to matter in all of this is the United States of America. Jesus has backed us for years and feels that it is acceptable to kill in his name. Remember, no matter what is written on that bomb, the balls being licked are those of Jesus H. Christ.

Yay! You're all idiot!
Thank you, I'm here all week.

im with the guy from shrewsbury (more of a cambridge girl myself)...you guys should learn to calm down and step out of the circle!! p.s spongebob rules!!

You know, I love just about everything that Kevin Smith and the folks at ViewAskew have created to take the sting out of the kind of world that most of us humans have constructed, an all-too-serious atmosphere of scratchy conservatism and convoluted self-importance where if someone merely remarks "poorly" on some point that we happen to hold as gospel...we don the armor and start chuckin' spears at 'em without so much as a moment of consideration that maybe we're behaving badly.

At risk of sounding pretentious, I regret to say that seeing this picture displayed so boldly and, dare I say, proudly...seems like the good folks at ViewAskew have wound up to full tilt and placed a hell of bitch slap across my face-and it hurts.

I don't criticize Captain "Tourette's" for sending the pic in, it's typical of the kind of thing we like to see our servicemen scrawling on the side of a big grey dick...and if they stopped doing it, we'd probably wonder what was up...

...but quite frankly, it's more than I expected from you guys. I'm sorry I ever came here.

frankly, i am proud to see that our service men and women are doing things to keep up moral. although i personally have mixed feelings about this war/battle/conflict or whatever cnn is calling it today, i am proud to be an american and will back my country, my president and the armed forces personel that fight for my right to post messages like this on the web. writing messages on bombs has been a traditon as far back as WWII, and i'm sure before that. let us not forget that we were attacked on our own soil and to keep that from happening again, we must take action. again, i do have mixed feelings about the whole situation. i remember this everyday as i help defend my country and my fellow americans against further attacks. it is very humbling to know that thousands of people died for me to have my job and provide for my child.

too political. sorry to kevin smith and the makers of this website (whoever they may be). i dont think that he/they meant for this to be a political statement. i personally would have liked to have seen on the other side---even thought it's really long---WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU EAT OUR SHIT, THEN SHIT OUT OUR SHIT, THEN EAT YOUR SHIT THAT'S MADE UP OF OUR SHIT THAT WE MADE YOU EAT!"

snoochie bootchies!!!

oh i forgot to say that i would put that on the other side because it's funny. NOT for ANY OTHER reason, YOU MOTHERFUCKS! haha!

EVERYONE LOVES BOMBS!!!!!!

people have posted irrelevant messages, they know someone will read their shitty articles on a kool page like this.

For Fuck's sake! Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah!!!!!!!! What the fuck are you all bangin' on about? Take a look at what you've become.... Crazy mentalist fools! Chill the fuck out!!!!!!!!!.......I've got just the thing..............................................................................................Dooby Snacks..... Nooch!!!!!!!!

1st things 1st the pic was funny and the only ones that would even know what it means is the ones that have seen the movie also I liked the poem that Sean wrote. Other than that make love not war and lifes to short to fight about who's right and who's not.

lorna, the poem is by a performer named sage francis.

jesus, you people think 2 much! ne1 who can turn something that funny into a political debate really dores need 2 CHILL OUT! i agree with jesuswasbatmanuk, doobie snacks all round!

fuk me (preferably if u r jason mewes!!!!!!!!)

fuk me (preferably if u r jason mewes!!!!!!!!)

fuk me (preferably if u r jason mewes!!!!!!!!)

fuk me (preferably if u r jason mewes!!!!!!!!)

i did not rite that iut was a girl called emz unda my name !!!!!!!

Thats gives those Iraqi fucks about 5 seconds to there first ass raping.

fitz is right, after we rape the iraqis we can start raping who ever we want. Watch out, girls, fitz doesn't want your love just your innocence.

heh, look. the bomb says something funny.

(interrupting) Don't you see what the site is trying to say- war is evil. It drains all that is good and noble from the earth, and falls on unsuspecting servicemembers, only to happen again at a later time when it's convenient for those capitalist pigs.

but the bomb says something funny. ha, ha funny.

heh, look. the bomb says something funny.

(interrupting) Don't you see what the site is trying to say- war is evil. It drains all that is good and noble from the earth, and falls on unsuspecting servicemembers, only to happen again at a later time when it's convenient for those capitalist pigs.

but the bomb says something funny. ha, ha funny.

heh, look. the bomb says something funny.

(interrupting) Don't you see what the site is trying to say- war is evil. It drains all that is good and noble from the earth, and falls on unsuspecting servicemembers, only to happen again at a later time when it's convenient for those capitalist pigs.

but the bomb says something funny. ha, ha funny.

oops, i clicked too many times.

or mab the pics tryin 2 say look it's fuckin humour, not a fuckin debate! really, just calm down and enjoy things while they r still amusing without tryin 2 b intellectual! who gives a fuck bout capitalist pigs, this is not the place 2 discuss them!

sorry bout that gnr1775, got carried away. i just dont feel this is the sort of message board where u shud b discussing politics and ur views on war. on this site, we shud b commenting our shared views on something we all find amusing. personally, i cum here 2 hav a laugh after a totally boring day at school, then i find i'm reading the same sort of shit that i was learning a few hours ago on a website supposedly devoted to entertaining and amusing ppl (that last part was especially for that chris morris arsehole who wrote all that shit. w.t.f., get a LIFE!) sorry 4 moaning, but it had 2 b sed!

Bush's biggest mistake was trying to justify the war by the quest for WMDs. While we were wasting our time with the UN by trying to come up with a case to go against the most evil dictator in the past 15 years, he's still out gassing dissidents in his own capitol. Fuck WMDs. I say the world was the biggest chickenshit pile of yellow crap by not stepping in and removing a known mass murderer. Instead, they try to obstruct justice and keep that rat bastard in power. Bush wants their oil? Fuck that. France was getting their oil. How's that for conflict of interest?

Like cookie said, we should be blind, deaf and dumb, just like the director of these stupid movies. Ignorance is piss. fuck politics, sports and religion. fuck your power trips, blood money and land/oil wars.

Like cookie said, we should be blind, deaf and dumb, just like the director of these stupid movies. Ignorance is piss. fuck politics, sports and religion. fuck your power trips, blood money and land/oil wars.

thank you, william. i agree that the war was fuckin stupid, but i still say that we really should (as william said) ignore it, especially on a site meant for comedy purposes! i mean, for fuck sake, it's over now, isn't it?!

Fuckin hell, so much drama over somethin thats just meant to be a joke. Has everyone lost their sense ov humour or wot?!?!?!?!

I think the pic's funny as fuck and that peeps should just chill out, if ya cant see the funny side of that then ya must be blind. Or stoopid. Or both..... SNOOGANS!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell fucking yeah!

thank you, that's exactly wot iv bee tryin 2 say!

Obligatory doobiesnacks for all warmongers and all those fucks sending fucking hateletters and shit regarding Dogma. Dogma rules, how in the fuck can someone take offence by a fucking movie...? they're all a bunch of dumbasses who eat donkeypubes for breakfast.
and a little off topic shit: Respect to Kevin for making so many kick ass movies! Reco'nize!

i think the photo is great.all you political buttmunchers need to get a life quick!!!!!!

Love the pic, speaks to the heart and soul, and hey, guys...the war's over. The truth will come out, the mass graves of the Iraqi people who were tortured, shot and killed by the Iraqi government will be unearthed, and maybe some of the people can have a little bit of freedom now. I'm just glad that Bush didn't spend his presidency getting his wang sucked under the table...that's supposed to be Jay...
All I ask, is have any of you lived in Iraq? Or had family members in Iraq that disappeared? If not, then save your breath for those who know what is really going on over there.

I love that when people speak about the president they forget that he is a liar. Sure, Clinton got head, but it didn't cost this country billions. Bush is just like his father: a bigot mass-murder. Not much different than Hussein, huh?
and what is with this site, a bunch of white kids thinking their hard, using pop-hip-hop slang like their hood is below the L, fuck you.

i love jay so much!!!! he is so f***ing hot!!!!!!
and silent bob is very sweet! i would marry them both! anything to do with them is cool, so this picture is great!

Jay is mine!!!!!!!!!!!so is silent bob!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe you read this fucking far!!

all you fucks should fucking ram all of your racist shit up your asses. the reason why saddam and all those middle eastern fucks fucked you white men up is because of your damn pride. what pride? you're being stupid fucks who can't control your motherfucking mouths. didn't your mommas teach you anything besides to fuck yourselves over the head everytime something happens? you should try to live politically you stupid fucks

did the iraqis ask you americans to help them in the first place?

Who eats cock?

Oh Yeah Iraq does...

It loves the cock

I know that most americans our not like the bitter, evil, big-headed, stupidly patriotic as they seem here...........or i hope so for the future of the U.S.

I met the officer who wrote that on the bomb. I'm a Marine combat correspondant on Okinawa, Japan, and that captain. Turned out to be a cool guy. Indeed, sir, they are the ones who are the ball-lickers.

I agree with Betty...if you are here, you have gone too far...

yeh, ok then, now u mother fuckers r takin it WWWAAAYY 2 far ! fuckin chill!

mad props to jay and silent bob. you guys f***in
rock. F*** all of those dirty hairy, camel humpin
rug worshiping, sticky s**t at the bottom of the Barrel, no talent a** clowns. If i was in the military i would definately come home with some trophies.

zing!

take that saddam

It is unsettling to think that the general public has fallen so far away from the facts of life as all of you have. The fact that you can wright a message so funny on a peice of hardware ment to kill hundreds of people then in fact go out and kill those fucks is absolutly hilarious(wow! I really just cant spell) I wiil say that most of you have not been in the armed forces and have no idea how much humor is needed just to keep you sane. Say what you will this contry is at war and will be for some time. People have been killed and will continue to be killed, and it will drive those of us that must face the reality of it on a day to day basis crazy, unless we have humor. So say what you will but Fuck you unthinking anti-amarician bigots that would make us think less of ourselves for doing your dirty work and keeping you free. I left friends in the sand out there so you could bash our sense of humor on the net, Thats fine, my men passed on knowing what they where fighting for, but fuck you if you will try in any way to sully my boys and there image. These are men and women just like you, well not exactaly they have honor and guns in a country full of targets, but they are bare bones like youtrying to survive in a world that hates them. Humor was all we had out there people so shut up about politics you dont understand and policys you will never be effected by and let us big kids handle all that shit. YOu guys just play nice on your web sight and keep the political shit out of my humor. By the by I really dig the sight and all of Mr. Smiths work, I have been a supporter science Clerks and will pass the love of good movies on to my son. Strength and Honor All.

Venny has got it right. We must be able to laugh at killing people. I mean, if black people can laugh at gang war and watching innocent kids get taken out in the process, humor must mean something. Shit, the ratings must be huge on this this thing, the war should include a laugh track to let the damn liberals know when to laugh. Let's not forget that Bush and his puppet government created the evil or illusion of evil to boast the ratings for this war, but we need to laugh. I remember this one time we were pumping slugs in to this dead whore in some war-torn desert town and Tom blew her head off and the brain hit our commanding officer...woohoo, funny shit. Also, if Venny represent this countries armed forces then fuck it put more inbred, illiterate, gun-crazy, Tappa Kegga Dumbass rapist on the frontline and thin the herd.

Hiyas all..first post on the king of all sites..anyhoo..got a question (and yes..I was crazy enough to read this far. ;) )

If writing Jay and Silent Bob quotes on bombs sucks balls...then is Slim Pickens in his famous scene in "Dr. Strangelove" the King of all Ballsuckers since he's riding a nuke like a horse yelling Yee-Hawwwww! the whole way? ;)

Anyhoo..just remember..writing things on weapons is a practice that goes back to the dawn of civilization and if you dont like it..go watch Ishtar or something and let the Askew fans have some laughs ok?

oh yea..why make Kevin president of the US? The UN Secretary General would be better. ;)

hippies irrate me, spineless, clueless, if you want to understand nature understand the beast, we are wild things, animals, stop trying to have everything make sence. You think too hard and miss that most things have a very simple explainationl. We are animals, the population must be decreased, threats must be erradicated. So what if there are lies being told, we ALL lie, we lie to get our way all the time, sometimes it so happens its for good reason to prevent a future problem. Clinton ignored the threats and could have taken care of the situation in a easy, non violent way, but with all the blood rushing to his cock I suppose it was hard to think. Its all about balance, children, good and bad, right and wrong. THe only purity on this earth is in being flawed, so quit pissing and moaning and accept that you just like to bitch cause of all the whiners I've heard not one actually does anything about what they don't like and thats why the country is passive. You can't create change by marching and carrying a sign, I don't think it worked in the sixties either, but I guess it looked cool, right?

Only stupid people thing bombs are the solution.

I had to say it with no irony, so you all white american men could understand it.

i guess its alright to murder your own people, but when our country does it, we are in the wrong. yes i agree sadaam keep murdering your own people for the sake of tree hugging hippies everywhere. down with bush, up with mass murder

Can this be the same guy? the 34th is a B1 bomber squadron. perhaps a leg is being pulled somewhere. Anyway, he sounds like a christian nut job. In anyone's book a restaurant is a civvy target whether or not Madass Insane is there. Of course, the builder's rejoinder in the Death Star construction worker debate from Clerks may be used by some in mitigation.

Now, read on!

http://www.hourofpower.org/interviews/chris_wachter.html

Captain Chris Wachter, USAF

Captain Chris Wachter, USAF, (CW) is the aircraft commander of a B-1 bomber attached to the elite Thunderbirds Squadron, the same squadron as the legendary Doolittle Raiders who bombed Japan after the Pearl Harbor attack during World War II. Capt. Wachter has earned the coveted Distinguished Flying Cross for flying recent missions over Iraq, including the one that ended the short war. During one of his missions over Baghdad, he got orders to bomb a certain crucial target, a restaurant where Saddam Hussein and his sons were. This interview with Robert H. Schuller (RHS) took place at the Crystal Cathedral on May 25, 2003.

RHS: Welcome to the Crystal Cathedral.

CW: Thank you.

RHS: I cannot imagine such a good looking, tenderhearted guy like you piloting a B-1?

CW: Well, it's fun.

RHS: Is it really?

CW: Yes!

RHS: When did you decide to join the Air Force?

CW: I think I wanted to fly since I was about five years old, and I decided I wanted to go in the Air Force when I was about ten or twelve years old.

RHS: Your mother showed me a copy of a letter you wrote when you were in the sixth grade saying you were going to fly and you would destroy an enemy of America. That turned out to be very prophetic.

CW: That is very true. I had forgotten about it and my mom pulled it out after all that went on in Baghdad. The letter was from an assignment when I was in the sixth grade. We had to write a letter to a newspaper as if we were reading the front page twenty-five years into the future.

RHS: And you wrote it?

CW: Yes. I wrote that I wanted to be flying planes fighting the enemies of America and sure enough, I guess it kind of turned out that way.

RHS: It sure did and you made the front pages of the newspapers too. Tell me this, where were you when you got the call to make that special drop?

CW: We were flying over Iraq on the B-1 bomber.

RHS: We?

CW: I am the aircraft commander, there is a copilot and two weapons systems operators. One is a bombardier and the other is the defensive systems operator. He operates sensors and systems to help guard the plane from enemy threats. The four of us had just completed a two-hour mission over Iraq looking for SCUD missiles and trying to find if they were moving in case they launched them to who knows where. After that we had proceeded to do some air refueling, that's where we hook up with another plane in flight. We had gotten gas and we were proceeding back into to Iraq to some new targets and we asked for permission to continue and strike those targets. We were told to, “Standby. New targets for you.” And I said okay, and they gave us the coordinates and I read them back to them. They said, “Yes, go directly there. I don't have release authority yet, but we need you to get there as soon as possible to drop bombs on these targets.”

We took a look on the charts and saw that the new target was in the center of Baghdad. This really didn't surprise us too much. We had been flying over Baghdad since the very first night of the war. They called me back again said, “Hey, I want to check those coordinates again.” I said okay. I read them back to them again. They read them to me and they said, “Okay that checks good, continue.”

In the meantime I started talking to the other planes in the sky that help defend us, the smaller fighters like the F-16s and what not. We were getting a “package.” That is what we call it when we fly together in a group, and we had to do that going into Baghdad because there were a lot of threats there. As we continued towards the target, control called again and said, “We want to check the coordinates again.” I said okay, that's three times, come on guys. I mean, normally one time is enough and it had been that for the whole war. We checked them again. And we looked at it and we asked if we could go and hit our first target and then hit this second target. It would have been easier. But they told me to go directly to this new target, that this one might be the “big one.” They had never called a target the “big one” before. Everything was perfect in the jet. We made sure that no one was shooting at us, and we didn't see anything coming up out of the clouds. I called back at about two minutes out to let them know I was two minutes from release. They told me that General Mosely, who was in charge of the whole air war, and General Franks, were monitoring the operation. With these two generals watching, we just couldn't miss on this one.

RHS: Wow!

CW: I had been kind of upset about having to triple check the coordinates and now I wanted to check them one more time just to be sure and we did. Everything worked flawlessly on the B-1. We came in and released our weapons. All bombs came off perfectly and they hit with a hundred percent precision.

RHS: Could you see them hit?

CW: No sir, we don't.

RHS: You were beyond the target by that time?

CW: Yes sir, we let the bombs go and then we turn away because we want get out in case they try shooting at us. We left the target area and went to drop at two more military targets, an airfield and a surface to air missile site. We didn't think much of it other than they told us it was the “big one” and they said not to miss it. We flew home, and it was about a ten or twelve hour sortie. When we landed, one of the senior officers came up to me and said, “Wachter, what the heck did you do? I've got phone calls in here, these people are really mad at you. You really screwed up.” And I said, “Oh no, I triple checked those coordinates and we were one hundred percent right.” Then he grabbed my shoulder and he said, “I'm just kidding with you. You bombed Saddam Hussein and his two sons.” I said, “You've have to be joking with me.” And he said, “No. Seriously, you got Saddam and his two sons.”

RHS: Wow. You have faith; you've been a wonderful young Christian boy all your life, right?

CW: Yes sir.

RHS: And you pray regularly and read the Bible?

CW: Yes sir.

RHS: Does your faith help you in your career?

CW: Absolutely. My faith has been instilled in me from a very young age with the help of my parents who guided me in the direction where I knew I wanted to go, and with the grace of God to help me achieve the things that I wanted to do. After I was deployed to Iraq, my faith was very important. A lot of people don't know this, but all the military units have chaplains, and before we fly we have a long classified briefing about our targets and the threats we may face, and where we are going. But before we start any of this, an air force chaplain leads the crews in prayer for a safe flight and a good recovery home, and we thank God when every single plane in the unit returns home.

RHS: That is amazing. Well, many important people in America are saying that General Franks may go down as the greatest general since Douglas MacArthur because of how he planned this war and executed it with such a small percentage of our uniformed people dying, and with the most serious attention to try to prevent civilian deaths, but that's out of your hand's, isn't it?

CW: To a limited extent it is, but we're also educated about that kind of stuff and also the weapons that we drop are very precise. The amount of accuracy in this war has been unprecedented. For instance, the restaurant building that we hit is a hole of rubble, but all the other buildings around it are still standing. I don't think in any other war, or in any other time, you'd ever seen something like that.

RHS: Thank you very much, Captain Wachter, God loves you, so do we.

CW: Yes sir. Before we go I have a small presentation if I may?

RHS: Okay.

CW: Air Force aviators in World War I and World War II used to wear very heavy leather suits to keep them warm because they didn't have temperature controls in their cockpit. They also wore silk scarves to prevent chaffing around the neck and what not, and each unit has a specially decorated scarf and I would like to present to you, Dr. Schuller, the official Thunderbirds 34th Bomb Squadron scarf.

RHS: Wow! Yes sir! Thank you.

CW: You're welcome. You are supposed to wrap it around your neck.

RHS: This man belongs to the group that's directly connected with the Doolittle Raiders, is that right?

CW: Yes sir.

RHS: What a great piece of history.

RHS: Wow! I accept this with profound pride. Thank you very much.

CW: One more thing.

RHS: Yes?

CW: This is something I brought back from the Middle East and it is in this nifty little container. I can't tell you what country I was in, but I'll tell you what this is and that will give you an idea. Remember the story of the Baby Jesus and the three wise men bringing Him gold, frankincense, and myrrh? Where I was stationed, I had a chance to get a hold of the authentic frankincense.

RHS: Chris, thank you very much.

/ back

hey, this is 1 funny pic!!! i wanna give a shout out to my man LEE!!! LEE is in the hospital right now, he wa fightin and injured in Iraq, sorry Lee. Peace out my man!!!

This site is s'posed to be a laugh so I'm pretty fucked off to say the least that I feel incensed enough to type this but if these pro war/death views expessed in this forum are indicative of current American thinking then as a British national I'm scared.Is death such an abstract concept to you that a war on spurious grounds costing thousands of lives (American too) is amusing or is this just gallows humour? Where's your capacity for independent thought (as opposed to government led senseless propaganda) Michael Moore is your best selling author for fucks sake! There must be a load of closet thinkers out there hiding away. Living under the threat of terrorism is no excuse for killing Middle Easterners because 'they're a bit dark coloured so they must be related to Bin Laden'. Sort it out and grow the fuck up. Apologies to all thinking American citizens, you know who you are.

Good post Venatio. I left some blood there in 91 at 73Easting, now that was some funny ass shit, Medina and Hammurabi actually thought they were going to win that LOL. Humor is that state that takes the Horror of living in a Hyper Reality (Combat) and makes it less terrible. As for the "Daddy Gave Me Billions Of Dollars" Spoiled ass Raghead Richy Rich bin Laden, count each day and cherish them motherfucker, they are numbered.

Nothing godd will come out, if one just likes to argue, not beeing grounded in respect for every (!) live, the bad ones' to, and without knowing, that my little opinion might be as wrong as yours. Shoutig against terrorist, aigainst brainless bombing dumbminded politicians or aigainst a comment in bad english, that even cannot follow his own suggestion- the good one is in the end the one, who ended shouting and started talkin, laughing. What else would god need homour for?

it meant -nothing good-
;-)

Holy shit! That was the longest posting session I
have ever seen in my life. Nonetheless, that bomb is pretty fucking sweet.
Bong!

Personally, I would much rather see some Jay and Silent Bob wittecisms written on the side of a 100 megaton thermonuclear device before being launched at all of those filthy America hating Arab terrorist scumbags in the Middle East!!!

RICHEOUS! RICHEOUS! That shit fucking owns.

The lesser of two evils is still evil.

i was just browsing the site 2day and need 2 say what the fuck is with all the negativity!? that pic will b funny as hell 2 all Jay n Bob fans and i dont see why all these mutherfuckrs with their strong political views r on here babbling about it in seriousness, that pic is here 2 b laughed at man. all this politics bullshit should hav been kept for some othr website, i just strained my fuckin eyes tryin 2 find the decent posts that r on here. i hav 2 say big up 2 shane for his post on May 2nd....tony blair LOVESSS the cock...mutherfuckin bush humpin knob jockey!

Snootch. :-D

i love sadamm! :)

PanKace Must be Saddams new Cell Mate now that the slimy fuck is in American Custody.

Saddam is taking it up the ass right now - He turned out to be the Ball Licking Pussy hiding in a hole. Typical Arab Terrorist Pussy Fuck. Won't fight like a man.

I'm amazed at the hypocrisy of the anti-war folks who would criticize the the US.

Were we wrong to help muslims in Bosnia too?

Ohh no that was OK because we had a liberal Democrat Draft Dodger for president and we were fighting white guys.

We are never truly sure of our beliefs.

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This is some wacky shit...love the picture. 'Nuff said and keep up the good work K. Smith.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

I love that pick. I am over here in Iraq and am spending what little time I have checking the emails I get and seeing what is new with Viewaskew. Why are these ball lickers bashing the war. I am one of many who are out for revenge for what those Al Queda ball lickers did to the U.S. So to all you who want to bitch about the war. Pick up a rifle, guard a post, and watch a hundred motherfuckers try to kill you just because you live in a country where you have the right to go on the internet and post your opinions whithout someone standing behind you with a gun. So you know what. Remember it is the soldier who gives all of us the right to be free. So all you war bashing ball lickers need to just let it be. Go somewhere else with your neopolitical views.

Sarge

FUCK USA

Big up to u Sarge!!!

I'm Scottish and my Bfriend was over helping youse guyz in Al Queda. I gave him a little Buddy Christ 2 take with him 4 good luck and 2 remember and keep his sense of humour about him. I kno he will find this pic hillarious as soon as hes back to see it.

Peace out.

Snootch :-D

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