Posted by Bill at evt1-216.premier1.net on March 27, 1998 at 15:53:49:
Dear Kevin Smith,
My name is Bill and I from a town called Everett Wa. I've been following
the Askewniverse for years. I saw Clerks at the historic everett theatre 4
times and bought it as soon as I could.I was still in High School when
Mallrats came out, so I skipped school to make it for the 10:15 showing on
the first day. I saw it every day until they dropped it from the theatre.
I was there on the first release day of Chasing Amy. And I will be there
the second Dogma releases. I'm not a lame ass so I'm not gonna ask for a job or to be in a movie but I will ask you to come to everett for a concert
my band is playing this summer. I know your busy, but you don't seem stuck up like most of the hollywood dicknose bastards that I've met. It may be lot to ask but If I didn't ask I'd have to kick my own ass. And if you can't make it here we could always come play a gig for you. We could fly to jersey(it wouldn't bother me cause I could visit my old home,staten island)
So please consider it, if you decide that its cool with you I'll give you the information or you tell us when to come there.
I appreciate you reading this,
Bill Salfelder