Posted by TexasJediPimp at webjet1.ev1.net on May 01, 2004 at 12:49:41:
In Reply to: Off to a friends wedding. posted by Lokileby on May 01, 2004 at 12:13:51:
: My first one ever, for the most part. I had a friend from many years back get married last year, but I wasn't even invited (small wedding and such).
: But this is the first of which is inevitably going to be a SLEW of friend weddings.
: Dammit I really need to get a girlfriend. Going to these things single is going to get old real quick.
When the preacher asks if anyone objects start coughing loudly as if you are objecting then once everyone is staring at you, yell out "Just trying to loosen this place up folks, What the fuck??" Went over like gangbusters at my wedding. ;-)