Posted by Dundada77 at 169.200.133.38 on April 15, 2004 at 13:33:48:
In Reply to: ok, well now im depressed posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on April 15, 2004 at 11:56:21:
A man recieves an invitation to his 20 year high school reunion and is faced with a delima. You see he lost an eye since high school and had it replaced with a wooden one. He is extremely self conscious about this, but after much deliberation finally decides he is going to go anyway.
At the reunion he spots the girl that he had the biggest crush on back in high school. She is just like he remembers her, except for the fact that she has developed a somewhat hairy upper lip. Well he finally builds up the nerve to ask her to dance.
"Would you like to dance" he asks.
"Would I, would I?" she replies eagerly.
"HAIR LIP, HAIR LIP!" he shouts back.