Posted by Deltron at gso26-136-204.triad.rr.com on April 15, 2004 at 12:50:24:
In Reply to: ok, well now im depressed posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on April 15, 2004 at 11:56:21:
A father is out mowing the lawn while his little kid plays in the garden. His son runs up to him, terrified, and says "daddy daddy spiders are in the garden!"
The dad goes over and sees it a Daddy Longlegs. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," he says to his son. "They can't bite people."
The son and father watch as this spider creeps along the garden to another Daddy Longlegs, mounts her, and starts fucking the hell out of her.
"Daddy!" The son screams, "The spider is killing the other one!"
"No," his father says, "they're procreating. Having sex."
The kid is real quiet for a while. "Is that a Mommy Longlegs?"
The father, bright-eyed with pride over his son's natural curiosity, shakes his head. "No."
The son nods slowly, steps out, and squashes both of the spiders with his shoe. "Well, we'll have none of that shit in OUR garden."