Posted by Gabe at host-66-156-177-180.gsp.bellsouth.net on April 15, 2004 at 12:30:46:
In Reply to: ok, well now im depressed posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on April 15, 2004 at 11:56:21:
Why did Jesus cross the road?
* Because he was nailed to the chicken.
What did Jesus say to the Roman soldier?
* Ow
What did Jesus say when he was on the cross?
* This is one hell of a way to spend my Easter weekend.
Jesus walks in to a hotel with three nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
* They fall through the holes in his hands.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
* It only takes one nail to hold the picture up.