Posted by spiffythedog at c68.117.128.120.mad.wi.charter.com on April 13, 2004 at 00:50:38:
In Reply to: Alright, FINE. posted by Tom (POJK) on April 13, 2004 at 00:35:14:
Why I Like View Askew better than sodomy:
Sodomy is not fun for me because I am a heterosexual male. View Askew, however, is fun for me because it does not involve sodomy (which, as a heterosexual male, is not fun for me.) In conclusion, my ass should forever remain virgin.
Here's another!
Why I like View Askew better than my cat:
Occasionally, my cat will rub up against my leg and purr. I will reach down to pet her and then she will ATTACK MY HAND. This deceit is terrible. Also, I once almost fell down my stairs because I avoided stepping on my cat, and my cat probably laughs at me behind my back (or right to my face, but in catlanguage.) View Askew has never done any of these things. Theeee end.
-just credit me as Alex "Heterosexual cat owner" Jacobs.