Posted by Tom (POJK) at 82-36-186-20.cable.ubr03.soli.blueyonder.co.uk on April 13, 2004 at 00:35:14:
In Reply to: write a viewaskew column posted by ILikeTheIdeaOfAChickWithAHorse on April 13, 2004 at 00:20:27:
Why I Like View Askew More Than 'Streets Of Rage 2' For The Sega Mega-Drive
I like View Askew more than 'Streets Of Rage 2' for the Sega Mega-Drive for lots of reasons. The first reason is that View Askew doesn't send a load of street punks and ninjas and guys with jet-packs out to try and kill me. Even though I am really really tough, it's still a lot of effort to beat all these guys up (even with a big pipe!) so that is a bad thng. Also, there's this one guy who's like Blanka from 'Street Fighter 2' crossed with Wolverine and he's really hard because he's fast and has claws so I don't like him.
Another reason why I like View Askew more is because it makes funny movies. 'Streets of Rage 2' is sometimes funny, when there are pirate-ninjas and stuff, but most of the time it is thrilling and dangerous. Since I like funny things more than thrilling dangerous things, I prefer View Askew.
My friend Ronald says he likes 'Streets of Rage 2' more than View Askew, but he doesn't even know what he's talking about because he only has 'Double Dragon' and hasn't even seen a View Askew movie, so he is lying. Also, he is black. One time he stole my shoes during a science lesson. and I had to go round to his house to ask for them back. We're still friends, but Ronald shouldn't have done that.
The End.