Posted by Stupid_Fuck at 24.71.61.244 on March 17, 2004 at 16:24:52:
In Reply to: Question about Jennifer Lopez... posted by ThomasOMalley on March 17, 2004 at 15:20:32:
: OK, I'm just going to ask (at the end of my query):
ok... I am stoned. Like fried monkey brains!
: I'm NOT going to make a blanket statement and say EVERYONE mentions that they "can't stand J.Lo." But a GOOD AMOUNT of folks - here and other places - just make these statements about her as if they have a clue as to what she is really like. And it seems like it’s become so in-fashion to disparage her. People just nonchalantly say things like: “With the exception of Jennifer Lopez…” or “Good thing she’s only around for 12 minutes…”
I honstly realized that I could not answer this question honestly because I realised I don't know the bitch. I mean... Ben dumped her right? So that means she's not all that.
Anyways, I'm just being an asshole. I can't stop thinking about sex right now.
: People speak about her as if she just ran over their dog, got out of the car, kicked it, laughed and drove off.
Yeah... I mean I loved that dog!
: I understand that fans have certain preferences, i.e. "I like his work in that" or "She turned in quite a performance in this." Sure, have your opinions. She was good in ‘Out of Sight’ and ‘The Cell’ (and JG, for that matter)…I mean, shit - even my favorite actors have “mailed in” a few performances.
The cell was kind of cool. But that was the whole movie, you know... like some movies its the *whole* movie, not some scank actor or actress getting all the damn credit! You bastards!
: But, since when did not being particularly into a person's work turn into, "Oh, I fucking can't stand so-and-so!" or "She is so this-or-that." I usually ask a person who makes such a statement, "Oh do you know her? What did she do?" And they usually respond with something like, "No…uh…I don't know, I just can't stand her." Rarely do these discussions focus on perceived talent or lack thereof. More specifically, I find it’s never an informed, thoughtful discussion.
Thoughts like this cause masturbation. K-Y!
: There is also the sad fact that way too many people obsess/discuss celebrities they don't know...but that's a whole other form of psychosis I find fascinating. I know that statement seems like blatant hypocrisy considering the content of this post, but I don't form such strong opinions about celebrities (Other than the fact that Kevin Smith Rules) - I've just NOTICED this harsh trend and I am wondering what the source of it is.
Personally, I try to spank off to every celeberty that deludes my fantasies. My favorite celebraty is Janet Reno. Her crusty crab cakes make me smile!
: So help me out:
Satan is the devil!
: As the kids say, “Why all the hatin’ on Jennifer Lopez?”
Who cares? I wrote a song about it then got sidetracked by the drugs and profound realizations about reality.