Re: Poll like a motherfuck.


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Posted by Drunken Man Whore at host213-122-27-134.in-addr.btopenworld.com on March 20, 2004 at 12:20:12:

In Reply to: Poll like a motherfuck. posted by Suplee_Mental on March 20, 2004 at 10:29:01:

: Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity?

frityyt

: Name one pecuiliar thing you can do with your body.

er.. i can eat my face

: Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film)

smallest - my penis when not aroused. Its like a scared turtle
largest - my penis when aroused - its what we men call "average". Ha ha.

: What's the most you have ever weighed?

er.. 12 stone

: Have you ever dated a chubby person?

yep

: Where would you wish to spend your golden years?

in a golden shower

: Ever pay for sex?

no

: Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them

yep and yep... wait... NO AND NO

: If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the discomfort of having nipple eyelids)

shuttup

: How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life?

a few

: Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor
: that hurls itself at our planet?

yep (no)

: If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ?

no

: if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and comb-over'd (or permed)

i wouldnt care - my pa looks fine bald and i look just like him

: John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense approach to gaining "a break"

who?

: Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game?


your to stupid to play with harry potter




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