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: : Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity? : Fruity : : Name one pecuiliar thing you can do with your body. : I can do the lotus. Um...and cartwheels. That's about it. : : Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film) : The smallest penis I've ever seen was dangling two feet from my head one day down by the swimming-hole. I lie to you not. My friends and I had all just eaten some psychedelics, too (I mention this only to give you a clue to our mindframe) and one of them started laughing hysterically and pointing at me. I turn around and this huge Naked Guy is just chilling letting it all hang out. Two inches at MOST. : Is the largest the longest or the fattest? Eh...like I'm telling YOU where the good stuff is, anyway. Keepin' that to myself. : : What's the most you have ever weighed? : I weighed 165 when I was 16 or so. But I always looked good dammit. : : Have you ever dated a chubby person? : Absolutely. I prefer it. : : Where would you wish to spend your golden years? : On a nice quiet farm somewhere, milking goats and tending chickens and growing spinach. : : Ever pay for sex? : Only the cost of my sanity. : : Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them : Eating them? Not really. I've tried but I can't wrap my mind around it. I've imagined killing someone in like a they're-going-to-rape-my-daughter scenario. Not that I have a daughter but you get the point. : : If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the discomfort of having nipple eyelids) : ALL over my body? Damn. That's a rough one. Think of the pain if you stepped out into the cold with nipples all over your fingers. I guess I'd keep them, but move to the tropics. : : How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life? : NONE : : Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor : : that hurls itself at our planet? : It's possible, but I think we're more likely to kill ourselves off out of our own greed and stupidity. : : If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ? : No, Christ was a spiritual leader during his lifetime. Persecution alone does not a messiah make. Christ's life is more important than the manner of his death in my personal opinion. The way he chose to face his execution just highlights the radicalism of his message. : : if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and comb-over'd (or permed) : Bald and unapologetic. Maybe some pretty scarves. : : John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense approach to gaining "a break" : Never heard of the guy. : : Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game? : You're never too old to play with Harry Potter (tee hee).

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