I worry about you. I honestly do.

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: Not in a "he's sick" kinda way - more in a "that poor guy, he's obviously been through the wrong kind of shit" kind of way. : That said, I'll answer a few.. : : Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity? : -Fruity, if at all. : : Name one pecuiliar thing you can do with your body. : -I can flare my nostrils, and roll my tongue, but for something not many other people can do; I have a cyst in my wrist that I can push on to make disappear and roll my wrist to make re-appear right before your eyes. : : Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film) : -Well, the smallest was "it's too small to have sex with" small, and the largest was "it's too big to have sex with" large. Both were first hand. One I felt sorry for, the other I was scared of. I'm not sure how much more description is necessary. : : What's the most you have ever weighed? : -As some here who saw me at the last Vulgarthon can attest to, alot - ALOT. : -But as many of those same here who saw me at the last Stash Bash can attest to, not anymore... : : Have you ever dated a chubby person? : -Sure. : : Where would you wish to spend your golden years? : -Retired. Anywhere. But, that's not going to happen. : : Ever pay for sex? : -Do chicks really *have* to? If so, I feel bad for them. : : Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them : -Killing? Sure. Not anymore though. : -Eating? Eww. This is where my worry comes in... : : If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the discomfort of having nipple eyelids) : -And the worry continues... : : How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life? : -Lots in my earlier days, but that's when I thought about killing people too. Thankfully, I grew up. : : Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor : : that hurls itself at our planet? : -Um, no. : : If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ? : -I don't think it works that way. : : if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and comb-over'd (or permed) : -bald and unapologetic : : John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense approach to gaining "a break" : -At the risk of sounding stupid and/or uninformed, who the hell is John Stossel? : : Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game? : -I plead the fifth because my opinion on playing video games could get me flamed.

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