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Posted by Suplee_Mental at 209.107.0.57 on March 20, 2004 at 11:18:44:

In Reply to: Re: Zen like a motherfuck. posted by nogoodnik on March 20, 2004 at 11:08:17:

and advanced version of the magic 8 ball.

: : Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity?

: No one will have to know. Give it a shot.

: : Name one peculiar thing you can do with your body.

: If you can, good luck.

: : Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film)

: It was on NBC last night? Cool!

: : What's the most you have ever weighed?

: I really don't agree. Sorry.

: : Have you ever dated a chubby person?

: It's about 42 degrees here. Sunny, too.

: : Where would you wish to spend your golden years?

: Well first you start with beef bouillon. After that, it's whatever you want to add.

: : Ever pay for sex?

: The beat comes in on the two as opposed to the four. That's why.

: : Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them

: It's always a temptation. Looking at cancer-ridden lungs tends to deter me, though.

: : If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep
: having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the
: discomfort of having nipple eyelids)

: Yeah, I read that one. Personally, I think Mel's full of shit.

: : How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life?

: I really don't think washing your hands more than 30 times a day makes you THAT O.C.
: does it?

: : Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor
: : that hurls itself at our planet?

: Turn it up then.

: : If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ?

: Yeah, there is a pile of dishes in the sink I need to attend to. You're right.

: : if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and
: comb-over'd (or permed)

: It's never too late. Just make sure it's a belated one.

: : John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense
: approach to gaining "a break"

: You're thinking about it too much. It happens to the best of us.

: : Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game?

: Wasn't his name Vincent Furnier?

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: and advanced version of the magic 8 ball. : : : : Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity? : : No one will have to know. Give it a shot. : : : Name one peculiar thing you can do with your body. : : If you can, good luck. : : : Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film) : : It was on NBC last night? Cool! : : : What's the most you have ever weighed? : : I really don't agree. Sorry. : : : Have you ever dated a chubby person? : : It's about 42 degrees here. Sunny, too. : : : Where would you wish to spend your golden years? : : Well first you start with beef bouillon. After that, it's whatever you want to add. : : : Ever pay for sex? : : The beat comes in on the two as opposed to the four. That's why. : : : Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them : : It's always a temptation. Looking at cancer-ridden lungs tends to deter me, though. : : : If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep : : having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the : : discomfort of having nipple eyelids) : : Yeah, I read that one. Personally, I think Mel's full of shit. : : : How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life? : : I really don't think washing your hands more than 30 times a day makes you THAT O.C. : : does it? : : : Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor : : : that hurls itself at our planet? : : Turn it up then. : : : If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ? : : Yeah, there is a pile of dishes in the sink I need to attend to. You're right. : : : if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and : : comb-over'd (or permed) : : It's never too late. Just make sure it's a belated one. : : : John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense : : approach to gaining "a break" : : You're thinking about it too much. It happens to the best of us. : : : Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game? : : Wasn't his name Vincent Furnier?

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