John Stossel is a prick.


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Posted by Übermenschİ at southcity-24.107.180.105.charter-stl.com on March 20, 2004 at 10:59:34:

In Reply to: Poll like a motherfuck. posted by Suplee_Mental on March 20, 2004 at 10:29:01:

: Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity?

Fruity. Anise flavoring is hideous.

: Name one pecuiliar thing you can do with your body.

I can play my hands like a musical instrument

: Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film)

I've seen very few penises and mine is the only one that I've gotten a good look at. So I guess that makes my dick both the largest and smallest.

: What's the most you have ever weighed?

230 lbs. I'm now at 190, trying to lose some more.

: Have you ever dated a chubby person?

Yeah. My mistake. But not only because she had some extra cushion.

: Where would you wish to spend your golden years?

Northern California. Never been there but it's supposed to have nice weather.

: Ever pay for sex?

Monetarily? No.

: Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them

I can imagine killing someone but only through self-defense. I'm a functional pacifist although there are rare instances where force is required (preferably subduing force).

: If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the discomfort of having nipple eyelids)

Get 'em removed (even though the idea of nipples growing everywhere is preposterous). Plastic surgery can do wonders.

: How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life?

10, probably, none since elementary school. I nearly got into one at the end of my senior year in high school because some asshole was talking shit about me and girlfriend and I called him out. Piece of shit just stood around while I insulted him to his face with all his friends around but the principal walked over so things dissipated.

: Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor
: that hurls itself at our planet?

Human existence maybe but I suspect that's unlikely. For one thing, meteors that size aren't very common and by I suspect that humanity will wipe itself out long before we get taken out by a huge fucking rock.

: If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ?

Sure. Everyone loves a martyr.

: if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and comb-over'd (or permed)

Bald and unapologetic. I hope my skull isn't ugly.

: John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense approach to gaining "a break"

John Stossel is an incredibly stupid, egotistical blowhard. The "free market" is a myth. I saw this dude on the Daily Show and he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about.

: Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game?

You're never too old to play video games even when they're based on faux fantasy.


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