Posted by Stoots at cache3.mayo.edu on February 16, 2004 at 20:28:21:
In Reply to: Poll: describe your first kiss. NT posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on February 16, 2004 at 17:38:26:
For my first real French Kiss, it was on Spring Break my freshman year. About 20 people in a room, me drunk off my ass. Had to french a girl in front of everyone and tell how it was. Then, fo my next turn, my buddy made this girl I had a crush on stand up, and I had to shove my nose in the crack of her ass (she was wearing sweat pants).
Then, when we finally "assumed the position," he commanded her -
"Now Becky - squeeze off the biggest fart you can!"
Uh, yeah - my friends are way cool. :(