Posted by HBomb232 at 207-237-13-69.c3-0.avec-ubr14.nyr-avec.ny.cable.rcn.com on February 10, 2004 at 18:33:25:
This site brings me endless joy. Short articles, funny stuff. The one I linked is about crap superpowers. Enjoy!
http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume02/diatribes004/diatribes63-83/diatribes78.htm