Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on January 21, 2004 at 14:54:54:
In Reply to: I have some idea's posted by AshFan on January 21, 2004 at 14:49:55:
And besides, I don't think they ask for autographs of Lara Croft fanzine writers...Oh, pretending, right. And frankly, she's cute anyway without the sexy stuff (she likes being hugged. She kind of reminds me of Audrey Tatou from Amelie).
: See if she will let you eat the garlic potatoes off of her naked body.
: See if she will let you hold her hand during the movie.
: Ask her if she noticed your big hands, and if she knows what that means.
: Have three glass's of wine, at home, start the movie "Shakespeare in love" and make your move during the first love scene Gweneth is in.
: Play Blackjack for shots of tequila until somebody brings up wrestling.
: In secret, give people at the restaurant $1 to walk up and ask for your autograph and proclaim what great fans they are of your work... when she inquires what they are talking about, say, "play your cards right and maybe I'll show you later."