Posted by DRD #37 at 68.223.65.160 on January 24, 2004 at 19:57:45:
In Reply to: celebrity guilt poll posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on January 24, 2004 at 19:47:08:
: Guilty or innocent?:
: Martha Stewart of insider trading
Guilty.
: Fred Durst of making shit music
Guilty on several charges, none of which are misdemeanors.
: Jack White of beaing the shit out of some guy
Guilty.
: R kelly for having sex with a 14 year old girl. He also pissed in her face, that dirty fucker.
Guilty.
: Rosie O'donnel, for being a real bitch
Not guilty. It was HER fucking magazine, after all.
: Michael jackson, for this recent child molestation case
Not guilty by reason of insanity.
: Jeffery jones, for taking naughty photos of a little boy
Guilty.
: O.J. simpson, for, well you know
Guilty.
: Scott peterson, for killing his wife and unborn son
Guilty.
: the parents of john benay Rhamsey
Guilty, including her brother, who I think actually did the killing on his parents' orders.
: what do you think the chances are that Kevin's big news is that he will be on a celebrity reality tv show!
I would say less than zero, if that were possible. So I'll just say "none".