Posted by Jasper Beck at 0-1pool185-35.nas21.minneapolis1.mn.us.da.qwest.net on January 24, 2004 at 18:58:37:
...because he nails three or four different hotties throughout the course of the movie! Kutcher's character explains that Sups gets all the chicks because of a combination of charisma and goth eyeliner. Our man Ethan didnt' have a whole heck of a lot to do in the film, but you've got to see him as a goth punk!
Sups has another scene where he builds up the hugest bong hit ever but he doesn't clear the chamber. I can't say that I blame him; god only knows how cashed ones lungs would be after clearing a bong chamber filled with tobacco smoke.
Surprisingly, TBE was actually worth seeing, although I hated the ending...