Posted by ScreamingMonkeys at 4.23.160.68 on January 23, 2004 at 19:00:40:
In Reply to: Isn't Affleck a freemason? *nt posted by Boondoggle on January 23, 2004 at 18:39:48:
: : Man, I haven’t done one of these in awhile. I know they were never met with positive criticism. Anyway, you may rarely see me post and most of you don’t know what the hell I’m doing or me. I lurk everyday and I never lose touch. Maybe I just miss Vincent and his nerdish camera and movie technical discussions. Wait, I lost my thought. OK got it. I hope you enjoy my new CONSPIRACY THEORY. Remember it’s all in good fun.
: : Kevin Smith is known to be choc full of gay jokes and euphemisms. The characters Jay and Silent Bob stress that their relationship is purely heterosexual. Where am I going with this? Just follow along. Kevin Smith is married and an educated guess concludes that he’s heterosexual. Hmmmm. Next lets think about Jersey Girl. Yes we’ve all be waiting for this for a long time. Ben Affleck has returned to a leading role in a VA flick. The whole Ben J-Lo thing intertwined with the misfortune of Gigli and dragging Jersey Girl with it. Ben and J-Lo were on again and then off again. What is the driving force behind this? As Jersey Girls Premiere fastly approaches we hear of another split between Bennifer. Not too long ago Kevin had some big news. Could it all be related? What if…………..Kevin’s big news is his new romance with his long time friend Ben Affleck. Sounds stupid and crazy but why not? They shared a kiss on the 99 MTV Movie Awards. Only Kevin can dismiss this new and amazing rumor. Move over Bennifer and make room for Bevin. Is Jen now going to go for Jen? Could you imagine Kevin Smith dying his hair blonde? Think about it………
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: : I know this seems just plain silly but where else can I post shit like this? I hope you enjoyed it. Let the flaming begin!