Posted by Smalls at adsl-63-196-58-73.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on January 23, 2004 at 18:09:09:
In Reply to: You are tripping. posted by Mrs. Isis Fabulous on January 23, 2004 at 18:02:07:
: I'm definitely not too thin. I've probably lost a couple of pounds since I last saw you. But there is no lack of junk in the trunk.
Well... I'm a fan of moderate amounts of junk in the trunk. Perhaps that comes with being very tall and a little heavy myself. Still, I choose to believe that my vision of female beauty is the proper standard because... barring when my emotions get in the way... I'm always right and I can't help it, it's just how I was born. You shouldn't hate a black fella for being black, you shouldn't hate a short girl for being short, you can't hate The Mike for being right. It's how the Cosmic Muffin made me.
: : and then instead of asking if you got it on, he just asks when she's going to return his VHS copy of Slacker, it's been two months, he'd like to watch it again.
: For the last time, I DO NOT have his "Slacker", he has my "Legend".
: Wait, this was supposed to be hypothetical?
"Maybe this is the kind of thing that only happens in wildly-overpriced liberal arts schools in Central New York."
Mke