Posted by AshFan at 220.127.116.11 on January 16, 2004 at 08:47:25:
In Reply to: Proverb Poll posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King on January 16, 2004 at 05:33:00:
: 1. A bird in the hand __________________
Will climb up your arm and sit on your shoulder shitting on your shirt.
: 2. Name more than one way to skin a cat.
1. Boil till tender, the skin comes right off
2. Heat metal rods to glowing, roll over the cat, the skin sticks to the rods and the still alive, now skinless cat is pissed that is how they do cattle in the beef plants.
: 3. How do you stitch in time, and how does it save nine?
Ask Ashton Kutcher, but seriosly, click the link to find out how.
: 4. Beer on wine, feel fine, wine on beer, feel queer. Discuss.
I think this means that Homosexuality is a chemical issue that can be treated by drinking different combinations of alcohol. We should look into this as a possible money making opportunity.
: 5. Do you have any proverbs of your own?
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you have really got something.
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