Posted by Ecstatica at 24.247.106.17.gha.mi.chartermi.net on January 15, 2004 at 13:55:32:
Alright, just checking. A guy goes to Europe for a couple of weeks and the whole world goes mad! Well, maybe not mad, but crazy. Or crazier. Unless, of course, you look at the long list of leaders who have tried to provide a meaningful experience for their fellow man and were forced to institute rules, laws, by-laws, amendments, provisions, disclaimers, signed releases and posted warnings just to keep the dream going without litigation, heartache and overall disintegration of the original concept, though I've lost sight of what that even was.
Oh, wait. Right. To thank Kevin for his hard work and remind him that without us...no, without ME, and my flawless opinion of what is REALLY right or wrong, nothing of value could ever come from his twisted askewniverse.
Yeah. I rock. I am the KING! I AM...Spartacus?
Fuck me running. My next post will be a groundbreaking spoiler of the big news that Kevin is hoarding. Wicked. Think of the dreams I can spoil then!
FREEDOM!! FREEDOM!! FREEDOM!!
Anyway, thanks again, Kev. Can't wait for Jersey Girl and all the bank I can squander on the DVD and assorted swag. After all, you've got a kid to send to college now, though I'm sure she'll have learned a ton about the world by then. And that, my friend, is the biggest shame of all.
P.S. I don't know a thing about the big news, in case anyone really read to the bottom of this satire.
P.S.S. I'm sure Kevin must OWE me something, so I'm going to go rack my brain until a justification hits me.
Peace, out.