Posted by Suplee_Mental at 22.214.171.124 on January 18, 2004 at 11:17:45:
In Reply to: Re: Ahhh.... was that good for everyone? posted by shortstack on January 18, 2004 at 10:53:01:
: Very interesting. Wanna see mine?
ooh...here's mine. except that it isn't.
Monday, December something:
last night I was reading in the shower when I felt an unusual rustling in my bum. i tried to ignore it but it really started getting ucomfortable. I put down my book, jumped out of the shower, bent over in front of the wall mirror and stared at my ass through my legs.
Fuck. There was totally a spider monkey trying to climb out from inside me.
Luckily, I have a srong sphinchter. The little bugger had manager to squeeze his entire head out of me, so I gave me bum a good squeeze and snapped the little fuckers neck. No more rustling.
I haven't had to go to the bathroom yet, so the limp head still hangs between my cheeks. I'll blog again when there has been movement. I'm half tempted to twist the head until it separates from his body (end me)...but monkey blood in a rectum is gross.
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