Posted by Kevin at adsl-64-167-89-19.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on January 18, 2004 at 09:52:06:
In Reply to: Good morning Kevin... posted by The Queen on January 18, 2004 at 09:24:46:
: Have you ever practiced an Academy Awards speech?
What would be the point?
: I only ask because I do this every so often in the bathroom holding a bottle of Softsoap and
have done so since I was about 12. I'd hate to think that someone like me is more prepared
to accept an Oscar that she will never receive while Kevin Smith is unprepared and could
very well receive the trophy at any time.
Trust me: YOU'LL get an Oscar before I will.