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Posted by jkm822 at ool-435546b7.dyn.optonline.net on January 17, 2004 at 10:04:50:

In Reply to: Saturday Morning Cranky Poll posted by Suplee_Mental on January 17, 2004 at 09:13:18:

: Are you racist? against who?

: Do you hate stupid people?
Most of the time, yes. Especially while driving.

: have you ever hit a kid that wasn't yours?
Um... no, I don't think so. I've been tempted, though.

: have you ever heard, seen, or smelled your parents having sex?
No, thank god!

: If you had to pick just one word to describe you, what would it be?
Right now? Unemployed.

: Have you ever been so annoyed at someone who pissed you off in traffic that you followed them to their destination just so you could unload on them?
No, but again, I've been tempted. I've tailgated people who really pissed me off, though.

: When was the last fistfight you were involved in? Did you win?
Eesh... um, high school, I think. And it was called due to teacher involvement.

: Have you ever eaten something you have killed?
No. Ew.

: Have you ever pleasured yourself with a food item?

: has anyone ever done something to you in the throes of passion that totally freaked you out?
Yes. The condom broke.

: have you ever fallen asleep during a sex act?
Embarassingly, yes. But I was drunk at the time.

: have you ever injured your genitals? have you ever injured someone elses?
No, and yes. But I was very young.

: who's the most annoying talk show host of all time?
Morton Downey.

: Did you ever wake in the middle of the night and think Gabe was next to you in bed?
Not that I recall.

: is my left asscheek larger than the right?
Dunno - did you sleep funny?

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