I got the Juice

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Posted by Suplee_Mental at on January 17, 2004 at 09:33:00:

In Reply to: A "have you ever" poll posted by JimmyG on January 17, 2004 at 03:36:39:

: Have you ever said something as a figure of speetch and it also was literally true? Example: Stop sniffing that piece of shit. (When it actually was a piece of shit)

I said "heavens to betsy" once and moments later my auntie Betsy claimed to have recieved messages from God.

: Have you ever just started getting into a song and then realized it was by Elton John and started wondering if you're gay, but then realized your not?

Well...I am in fact gay. But once I thought I was straight because I was watching Nascar. Then I just realized I am white trash.

: Have you ever acidentally started speaking in a southern accent?
: What about a mexican accent?

Not accidentally, but my British accent is often mistaken for Chinese.

: Have you ever wondered what food the oriental flavor in Ramen noodles is based off of?

I only buy chicken flavired.

: and of coarse Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Nope, but I have been to an emu colony

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