Posted by Suplee_Mental at 209.107.0.57 on January 17, 2004 at 09:33:00:
In Reply to: A "have you ever" poll posted by JimmyG on January 17, 2004 at 03:36:39:
: Have you ever said something as a figure of speetch and it also was literally true? Example: Stop sniffing that piece of shit. (When it actually was a piece of shit)
I said "heavens to betsy" once and moments later my auntie Betsy claimed to have recieved messages from God.
: Have you ever just started getting into a song and then realized it was by Elton John and started wondering if you're gay, but then realized your not?
Well...I am in fact gay. But once I thought I was straight because I was watching Nascar. Then I just realized I am white trash.
: Have you ever acidentally started speaking in a southern accent?
: What about a mexican accent?
Not accidentally, but my British accent is often mistaken for Chinese.
: Have you ever wondered what food the oriental flavor in Ramen noodles is based off of?
I only buy chicken flavired.
: and of coarse Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Nope, but I have been to an emu colony