Posted by Chicago at c-24-13-159-160.client.comcast.net on January 17, 2004 at 05:05:25:
In Reply to: A "have you ever" poll posted by JimmyG on January 17, 2004 at 03:36:39:
Well fuck off it's new to me. I don't care if you've seen enough polls. Listen I don't have to take this shit from you so back off. No you don't start with me. Shut up God dammit shut up! I am the great Skellitor Lord of Darkskull and I will destroy you!
: Okey dokey if you're cool with this new poll then... just ignore the last few scentences please.
: Have you ever said something as a figure of speetch and it also was literally true? Example: Stop sniffing that piece of shit. (When it actually was a piece of shit)
Well, I've responded to things that were figures of speeches literally. For instance, when you said, "Well fuck off it's new to me." I literally, went and "fucked off." But I'm not sure exactly how.
: Have you ever just started getting into a song and then realized it was by Elton John and started wondering if you're gay, but then realized your not?
: What about Billy Joel?
No, I wreak of masculinity. When I listen to Elton John or Billy Joel, my straightness squeezes through the air waves over to England or where-ever and they suddenly pop straight. (They both have two first names.)
: Have you ever acidentally started speaking in a southern accent?
No, but I almost had a starring role in The Princess Diaries.
: What about a mexican accent?
What makes you think I'm going to answer every damn question in this poll?
: Have you ever wondered what food the oriental flavor in Ramen noodles is based off of?
I have never eaten Ramen noodles. I also prefer to spell "noodles" with TWO O's, MOTHER FUCKER!
: and of coarse Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
I've never been to Belize.
: God I need sleep.
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