Worst ever bar joke....


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Posted by Eyes Only at host81-132-29-137.in-addr.btopenworld.com on January 09, 2004 at 12:38:49:

In Reply to: Re: Joke off 2004 posted by scarred one on January 09, 2004 at 12:27:35:

: Two pieces of string walk into a bar.... The barman tells them to fuck off.

"I don't serve pieces of string in here...."

One piece of string leaves, but the other stays behind to argu with the barman...

"You'd better serve me, I'm not a piece of string."

"You look like a piece of string to me. Get out!"

"I'm not a piece of string!"

"No?"

"No, I'm a frayed knot."


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