Posted by scarred one at user168.net932.lv.sprint-hsd.net on January 09, 2004 at 12:33:20:
In Reply to: Joke off 2004 posted by AshFan on January 09, 2004 at 11:49:12:
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other,
outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you
lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when was born...Couldn't walk for a year."