Posted by Eyes Only at host81-132-29-137.in-addr.btopenworld.com on January 09, 2004 at 12:33:10:
In Reply to: VERY RACIST JOKE INSIDE!!!! MWAH HA HA! posted by Roman_Maronie on January 09, 2004 at 12:05:08:
: ....a journalist was given the job of interviewing an old school friend who had made it big time and was now a multimillionaire.
The journo interviewed his friend in the luxurious drawing room of his palatial mansion which he had had constructed in their home town. The room was lavishly furnished in the best possible taste. They sat down to talk and tea was served by the millionaire's wife, a ravishingly beautiful woman who was so obviously deeply in love with her husband. The only slightly offputting thing was what the journalist took to be some sort of clever music box, which took the form of a tiny man tinkling away on a miniature Steinway Concert Grand.
The obvious first question pu was....
"How did you come by your good fortune?"
The answer was thus:
"I feel a bit orf a fraud, but my good fortune came out of my bad fortune... I was shipwrcked in the South China Sea. I was adrfit for days on a bit of planking, then I was washed up on this island.
"I wandered aimlessly looking for shelter... I was staggering and my foot struck somethning in the sand. It was this old brass lamp. I picked it up and gave it a bit of a rub with my ragged sleeve. Imagine my amazement when there was a puff of purple smoke and this genie appeared.
"Thank you for releasing me from my prison, Master. I grant you three wishes....
"My first wish was that I be restored to my home town with great wealth.
"My second wish was that I should meet a wonderful, beautiful woman who would love me and ammry me and be the perfect wife..."
"I can see you have had both those wishes granted," said the journalist, looking around. "What of the third wish?"
"Well, I think that the genie had a bit of a hearing problem there," said the millionaire "because I ended up with this twelve inch pianist."