Posted by AshFan at fwwwpx01.ex.cargill.com on January 09, 2004 at 12:02:20:
In Reply to: Dad? *nt* posted by The Queen on January 09, 2004 at 11:58:14:
: : Last night I had a horrible dream. I dreamed I was being chased by a coffin. All around the house it chased me, gaining on me and I heard a little voice urging me to go into the bathroom. But I said "No, I can't go in the bathroom - I'll be trapped." So I kept running and the coffin kept chasing me and laughing a horrible coffin laugh "harharharharhar!" The little voice kept saying "go in the bathroom." So in desperation I ducked into the bathroom. The coffin laughed "You're mine now, Baby." I was so scared. There was nowhere to go. No way out. The coffin was coming closer and closer. I reached into the medicine cabinet. Pulled out the Vics cough syrup, and the cough syrup stopped the coffin.
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