Posted by tommybruce at 156.3.171.250 on January 09, 2004 at 12:01:03:
In Reply to: Joke off 2004 posted by AshFan on January 09, 2004 at 11:49:12:
: Last night I had a horrible dream. I dreamed I was being chased by a coffin. All around the house it chased me, gaining on me and I heard a little voice urging me to go into the bathroom. But I said "No, I can't go in the bathroom - I'll be trapped." So I kept running and the coffin kept chasing me and laughing a horrible coffin laugh "harharharharhar!" The little voice kept saying "go in the bathroom." So in desperation I ducked into the bathroom. The coffin laughed "You're mine now, Baby." I was so scared. There was nowhere to go. No way out. The coffin was coming closer and closer. I reached into the medicine cabinet. Pulled out the Vics cough syrup, and the cough syrup stopped the coffin.