Posted by Slavei at 68.23.98.236 on December 30, 2003 at 22:40:26:
In Reply to: Mine: posted by Elfy on December 30, 2003 at 21:04:56:
: To stop directing Monkey themed movies.
Try doing Penguin-themed movies.
: To stop posing as Paris Hilton in home videos.
Go as her other sister instead.
: To finish my tunnel to Montreal and party like it's 1999.
What if you finish it in 2099? Will you be considered 'retro'? 'Vintage'?
: To stop making Prince references.
Try Gov. Jess "The Body" Ventura references instead. "I ain't got time to bleed."
: To make my accent thicker so people stop asking me what part of London I'm from.
When they ask, say you're Aussie. Then when you see them again, say you're Irish. And so on.
: To stop being so sensitive when called "English".
: or....
: To kick more ass when called "English".
I'm the same way when people say "Episiotomy".