Posted by Eyes Only at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on December 23, 2003 at 10:32:31:
In Reply to: Deadly Christmas Poll posted by PantherModern on December 23, 2003 at 08:59:00:
: Well, I'm sure that any question about the Christmas holiday has already been asked, but I feel so non-jolly right now that I just need to air it. Here are the questions:
: 1. LUST - You can spend the night in front of the fireplace with some eggnog (or alcohol) and one person - who is it?
~~my significant other - in whose presence all others pale into insignificance...
: 2. PRIDE - What do you consider to be the "best gift" you've ever given someone at Christmas? (and virginity doesnt count)
~~I always used to give blood at Christmas until my blood got all fucked up
: 3. GLUTTONY - Does your family have any holiday ritual of foods consumed on Christmas Eve or Christmas day?
~~I prepare the Turkey on Christmas Eve and usually drink myself senseless while doing so.
: 4. ANGER - Whats the shittiest thing thats ever happened on a Christmas which ALMOST or SUCCEEDED IN destroying your Christmas spirit?
~~my brother in law (AKA the fuck in law) decided to come and stay at the very last moment
: 5. ENVY - Did someone you know get a gift for Christmas that honestly made you jealous? What was it?
~~no - I don't do that
: 6. SLOTH - How long ago were you dont with your Christmas shopping, or have you even started? Is this the normal pattern you follow?
~~what Christmas shopping? Oh yes - I bought Karla's drinking chocolate yesterday - that was it for me this year.
: 7. GREED - How important are the material possessions to all that is Christmas? Saints aside - we all like gifts... be semi-honest.
~~I have had sufficient number of totally horrific experiences (yeah, some this year...) to really lose my materialism - life itself is way too precious.
: Oh, and buy me gifts: