Posted by SweetIrony at dialup-67.27.3.93.dial1.st.louis1.level3.net on December 28, 2003 at 18:18:35:
In Reply to: Sunday Morning Services/Poll posted by Suplee_Mental on December 28, 2003 at 10:25:05:
: If for some insane reason you had to eat one of your own body parts to survive, which part would you get your meal on with?
I'm thinking thigh, but is that white meat or dark meat?
: What is your religion, or a brief explanation of your non-religion
I've just about given up on organized religion. I have a pie chart that beautifully illustrates my idea of God, though.
: fuzzy slippers or socks?
Whichever is closer.
: vanilla or kink?
Depends on my mood.
: how often you be reading books: weekly, monthly yearly, or centurarily
I'm a binge reader. I'll go months w/out reading anything significant, then I'll read nonstop for weeks on end.
: Is Jeanine Garafalo hot?
I like her, but I'm not picking up on any sexual vibes.
: Power outages--fun or annoying
They can be quite fun if you know what to do w/them.
: High School Footbal hazing--gay or good clean all american boyfun?
I have no idea. I suspect it's a little of both?
: Natural body odor... sexy or offensive
Mostly offensive, but some people have a great scent.
: Chubby folk--just like non-chubby folk (some are hot, some--not so much) or just plain icky?
It's all about the individual.
: What woman does Kevin Smith most resemble?
His mom? (I haven't seen her.)
: Have you ever felt like you accomplished something because you had "the force"?
Certainly.
: Have you ever tried to fly?
One day I will succeed.
: Is Grace from Will & Grace the same woman that designs rooms on Trading Spaces?
I think not.
: Have you ever almost died?
Yes, during childbirth.
: Havr you ever intentionally burned or cut yourself?
Once, I was in the process of breaking up w/this guy, (We had broken up, but he was still visiting me, trying to get me to change my mind.) I had been out w/someone else and had accidentally gotten a hickey. I didn't want him to see it and be hurt, so I burned myself w/the curling iron right on the hickey. It was stupid, but it worked.
: If vacationing at a clothing optional resort, would you opt to be NEKKID!
Would I be drinking?
: Are my legs funny looking?
No, but your balls look weird. (That's a "Billy Madison" paraphrase.)