Posted by Xtian at xtian.sexualdeviants.org on December 23, 2003 at 09:11:08:
In Reply to: Deadly Christmas Poll posted by PantherModern on December 23, 2003 at 08:59:00:
: 1. LUST - You can spend the night in front of the fireplace with some eggnog (or alcohol) and one person - who is it?
peter jackson.
i once told him that if he was able to pull this off, i'd give him head for a year straight. time for my tubby ass to pay up.
: 2. PRIDE - What do you consider to be the "best gift" you've ever given someone at Christmas? (and virginity doesnt count)
my wife once mentioned she always wanted an easy bake oven for christmas as a child, yet never got one. a few years ago i got her one, she never used it.
: 3. GLUTTONY - Does your family have any holiday ritual of foods consumed on Christmas Eve or Christmas day?
you have never seen gluttony and consumption like my in-laws on christmas eve; thankfully, this year i won't either. this year crimmus is at my house and the 6 foot subway party sub has already been ordered.
"this is truly the hero of christ"
: 4. ANGER - Whats the shittiest thing thats ever happened on a Christmas which ALMOST or SUCCEEDED IN destroying your Christmas spirit?
any time i think of phoebe cate's sob story about her pops in gremlins i want to cancel christmas, in my heart. i know its only a movie, i dont care.
: 5. ENVY - Did someone you know get a gift for Christmas that honestly made you jealous? What was it?
sorta.
i made everyone jealous last year when i received my force-fx anakin skywalker working lightsaber for christmas. i wouldnt let anyone play with it and was a total prick about it for days.
god, i sure love being me.
: 6. SLOTH - How long ago were you dont with your Christmas shopping, or have you even started? Is this the normal pattern you follow?
i was really hoping this would be a goonies question, alas! i finished a week ago, which is really super odd, as i'm jewish.
: 7. GREED - How important are the material possessions to all that is Christmas? Saints aside - we all like gifts... be semi-honest.
i prefer to give rathr than receive... i honestly like to see the joy on people's faces when they open something i hastily picked out and shoddily wrapped. having said that, if i don't have a glamdring under my tree, i'll be single come new years.
: Oh, and buy me gifts:
do you want cash? do you accept PalPole?