Posted by Slavei at adsl-68-23-40-239.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net on December 06, 2003 at 18:13:14:
In Reply to: Santa Jew? posted by outspoken on December 06, 2003 at 17:45:04:
: : - This is the first time in 144 years that Santa has been at our store,
: but we're behind a bannister so no one sits on his lap. It's "PC
: Santa." It's also "Short, Jewish Santa," but that's a whole 'nother
: story.
: OK, first what do you mean 144 years? Is only one department store
: allowed to have Santa each year? Macy's doesn't have one? Clear
: this up. How could that be a law? If I were Macy's I'd say fuck you and
: have my own Santa.
: So if this is the only Santa, then the best you could find was a short
: Jewish guy? Seems you'd go all out after 144 years.
: Kids can't sit on his lap??? What the hell do they do? How do you
: get a pic on Santa's lap? What the fuck is this world coming to when
: an old man can't have kids in his bed? Oh, wait, that's another topic.