haha thanx for the laugh The klun storys great *nt

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: : : 1. If your life was a movie, what would be your tagline? : : "Life will take you places if you just let it." : : : 2. What is the sound that without fail put's you to sleep? : : An air conditioner on super-cool. : : : 3. What's your favourite made up word? : : Duketastrophe. : : : 4. What sort of criminal mastermind would you be? : : Abbey Hoffman-style mindfuck activist. : : : 5. What's the longest you've slept? : : 36 hours. College was weird. : : : 6. How do you amuse yourself during long boring flights/roadtrips? : : Road trips - talk radio. : : Flights - a long endless series of crippling panic attacks from which I think I can safely say allow me an understanding of what it's like to be mad. I just sort of figure that being crazy must be exactly like being on a plane forever. But what doesn't kill you, gets you back East to visit your parents. : : : 7. What's your biggest indulgence? : : An endless supply of Vanilla Coke. : : : 8. Have you ever jumped off a roof? : : Sure, off the garage roof into my parents' pool, when I was a teenager. : : : 9. When did you last dig a hole, and what did you put in it? : : A couple years back... I put Klun in it. : : Klun was a 7-Up bottle that my college roommate and I owned... and it was full of all kinds of nasty shit. Originally, I was saving pennies in it and then one day I poured some vinegar in it, I thought maybe it would clean the pennies but that didn't work. So Dave added some hydrogen peroxide... that didn't work. Rubbing alcohol? No. Dish detergent? No. : : Jellybeans? Coffee grounds? Mustard powder? Nope. : : We left it alone for a couple of days and it started shaking and popping and fizzing and doing weird shit because of all the murky chemical reactions inside... but we decided to pretend that it was possessed by a Loki-like Celtic trickster god named Klun and that it was the guardian of our dorm room. : : Over breaks, Klun would be buried in my backyard for safe keeping... and when great amounts of luck were needed, we would open Klun just a little so as to let his trickster powers out. It smells like really acidic coffee mixed with soap! : : I'm not sure if Klun is... here in Van Nuys or... back in Little Falls or even possibly at Dave's apartment in western New York. : : But man, if you wanted to freak out somebody, you just brought out Klun. : : : 10. How long is a piece of string? : : Long enough to tie two knots in it and touch them together, explaining Dr. Sam Beckett's theory of time travel. : : Mike

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