Posted by Is It Me at cache-mtc-ab06.proxy.aol.com on November 27, 2003 at 21:58:12:
In Reply to: Farting in the company of others..... posted by Stasis on November 27, 2003 at 18:20:12:
My buddy and I were at one of those wine and cheese and fon du type of parties. Very social, loud music. He was a few feet in front of me with his back to me and I see him glance over his shoulder at me. A few seconds later he takes a step backwards towards me, then a few seconds after that takes another step and then another until his ass crack was planted firmly against my leg. He then rips this massive rumbling fart that vibrated on my leg. I felt it in my soul and I think my pants leg flapped in the breeze a little. It was disgusting and degrading and funny as shit and I broke out laughing. So when the smell lingered on to other people and I was the only one laughing I naturally got blamed.
So if you ever have to just let one roll, find a good friend that can't keep a straight face and you're home free.