Posted by Stupid_Fuck at px2ht.ok.shawcable.net on November 23, 2003 at 15:05:10:
In Reply to: POLL on stuff...So very *OT* posted by innerinsanity666 on November 23, 2003 at 14:49:09:
: 1. why is it that if a girl calls a girl a sexy bitch they like it..and if I call a girl a sexy bitch she gets offended, I mean it in the best possible way?
Women simply seek attention from people they think are:
a.) Rich
b.) Sexy
c.) Rich and Sexy
If your not any of the above three, then and you want to use that line, start more subtle.
Look at me, I'm Rich AND Sexy. (flash bills) Then you can say, "You're a sexy bitch!" (Give smirk n' wink)
She'll be all yours. Works for me everytime, I just approach them when they are standing on street corners. A very effective pickup line.
: 2. Have you ever seen a peanut, isnt it weird looking?
Looks like my brain.
: 3. Dont you just hate it when people take stupid polls that dont go anywhere?
Usually I don't respond to them, but you are one sexy bitch!
: 4. If I had a dollar and you had a dollar...how much do we have?
Nothing because its all past-tense.
: 5. If a dog dies in the oven...I mean if a tree falls in the woods and lands on a dog...I mean falls....does it make a sound...the dog that is.
You must be from Korea.
: 6. Do you think its funny when someone yells at you to not be off topic, while being off topic?
It's funny when people drive to my house after reading my post and beat me up.
: 7. If I drink Coke and you drink pepsi, then what does jesus drink.
RamRod Pilsner?
: oh and since I put OT in the subject then by board rules I cant be flamed for being OT right?
Screw that you lamo posting faggot! You're threads are childish, boring and gay. You make my kid cry you sick bastard, now I have to feed him rice cakes and watch Barney with him!
*ps.. I put a nice banner on mjisguilty.com for ya.
You can bite me later ;)