Posted by Rev. Jonny Fabulous at dialup279.ts521.cwt.esat.net on November 24, 2003 at 14:34:09:
Last night I had a dream. A very scary dream. In this "nightmare", our hero and the one true saviour of the View Askew board, Tom(POJK), was banned from the place they call "Chat Askew".
What was his crime? Was was this man banished? He was merely fulfilling his constitutional right to recite the "Real American" song. A dictum that we, as a human race, should embrace.
Speaking as someone who has posted on this board regularly over the past sixteen years, I demand his re-instatement to the chat room and a full and sincere apology from the fascist evil-doers who have tried crush our will. But we are strong and we are many. We shall resist.
I put this to you, Chat Askew leaders... How can you look yourself in the mirror every night, knowing that a fine young british lad is crying. Crying out for help. Well I'm answering those cries.
Our demands are small but must be met.
1. He must receive a public apology.
2. He must become a Chat Askew moderator so this sort of injustice will never happen again.
3. $1000 must be PayPal'd to his account.
WHO'S WITH ME!?
John