Posted by Xtian at xtian.sexualdeviants.org on November 17, 2003 at 12:19:44:
i hope this isn’t played already, but my hopes and dreams are often unfulfilled... mostly due to my (lack of) expertise in particle physics and the limitations of cosmic string theory....but i digress:
kevin:
thanks for your time and graciousness, you didn’t have to open your weekend to us, but you surely did. i have to say, of all the directors i know and love and respect, you are one of them.
jason:
even though you deflected my attempts to pimp erica on you at the bowling alley, i think you are straight up the dopest cat i know who drinks red bull. don't you go changing, unless its for the better.
ming:
i asked, i received, and you ruled... and i didn't tell nobody nothing. the pictures have been destroyed, the blades retracted, and the acids neutralized. what you lack in height, you make up for in magnanimousness.
brian o'halloran:
you weren’t even supposed to be there that day, but you were, and we were better for it. you laughed at my jokes as one might laugh at a slightly retarded child trying to explain quantum mechanics, and i am forever a fan of yours... assuming you do things in the future.
panthermodern:
i'm truly sorry about all the jon cryer comments i made when you weren’t around, but know this if you know nothing else: i hold the duck man in the highest of regards. i'm not sure i've truly gotten past the separation anxiety which set in after leaving you the at the bowling alley on that fateful saturday eve, but i want to let it be known that you touched me in a place that no man has ever touched me, and the news that i actually have a small mole there by was splendid and much appreciated.
maul:
what can i say about you, craig? you dubbed me 'the funniest man on the planet,' and that was before i picked up your lunch tab! you'll always have a special place in my heart, right next to quisp cereal, monchichi's, and spirograph.
the force fx will be with you, always.
duffless:
you are my pop culture counterpart, we are peas in a pod, bugs in a rug, and satanists tho they be hatin' us. well, except for the last thing of course.
queen of urban legend:
where to start? i'm not going to lie, i was excited about the prospect of meeting you, and you did not disappoint. i know that quality is job one at chez qoul, and that you strive to not only meet expectations, but exceed them...wait, wtf? sorry, i guess i can't read the warranty on my new steering box and write this message at the same time, i humbly apologize.
go spartans!
cokechic:
ali, your sweetness is my weakness. if minutes had stretched in hours and hours stretched into days, it still wouldn’t have given me enough time to enjoy all that is you. and if you are at all disappointed that your shout out is shorter than some of the others, know that my praising of them is all a pack of lies.
gabe:
as tom says, you are phat, and he couldn’t be more right. i dub thee independent arbiter of all that is currently funny in the universe, and the prissiest big man i have ever met. know that both of these titles come from a place of love, but a place of love that has recently been sanitized, so don’t worry about std's.
precious:
i have the utmost respect and admiration for anyone i meet in real life that is the spittin' image of their online persona; i had to change this to accommodate you.
but seriously, you are simply darling, and i wouldn’t change you for the world. the world and the moon? maybe, but not just the world.
ralphy:
you little bundle of joy you! nothing would have made me happier than to pick you up, put you in my pocket, and place you on my mantel forever! but alas! it was not meant to be! you are your own sentient being and if 14 restraining orders have taught me anything about enslaving humans for your own enjoyment, i'd be surprised.
the penguin:
for a canadian, you are ok in my book. granted, this is a popup book, destined only for the finger-painted bookshelves of children, bu its publish or perish my frozen tundra friend.
erica:
who were you again? oh yeah, nadine's evil non-identical twin. i enjoyed our moments together and your lack of respect for other people's personal space.
roman maronie:
when i started this shout out list, i knew who you were...but now that i've almost finished it, i cant remember you at all. were you that guy who jumped cokechic? man, that sucked.
the cam:
would that we could have spent more time together, but my spidey sense told me that we were right about to get on each other's nerves, so maybe its for the best.
mixed nuts man:
i had no idea who you were and i still don't, but we had a conversation together and i thought that deserved mentioning...even if you find it extraneous.