Posted by Mike in MN at cache3.mayo.edu on November 15, 2003 at 21:44:50:
subtitled "Childhood Memories of Getting Back at Those Fucking Bullies!"
There were a couple older kids in my neighborhood growing up that were 2-3 years older than us - this is again back around Kindergarten. They would pick on us and do shit like throwing us down in a shallow dirthole, covering it with a big sheet of wood, and sitting on it so we couldn't get out. Anyway, they had this totally awesome tree house that was literally 20 feet up in the air. One day, when we were totally pissed at them for some stuff they had done, we grabbed a bunch of their big toys from the sandbox, struggled up to the top of the tree house, and threw them over the edge! HA! What a great feeling watching thos toy dumptrucks and such plummet to certain destruction!
There was another time when they were repainting their swingset - we wanted to help, but when we went over to ask - they grabbed their spray paint cans and sprayed the seats of our pants! Well, we went back later after they had all gone inside for lunch of whatever, and we saw they had left all their paints sitting out! Sooooo....we painted the swingset! This included taking a can of red paint and dumping it down the slide, coating the seats with a thick layers of various colors, and spraypainting the swing chains to look like a rainbow!
What are some things you've done to get back at the bullies?